Borified

To be so bored that it's absolutely horrifying

Mr. Lansky gave a lecture on the correlation between Roman literature and the current day philosophies of Bolivian government. I was absolutely borified, man!

by Yakballz February 14, 2009

bonified

a state of excitement...comes from the root word boner

He was bonified about the great party he got invited to.

by Sasha December 23, 2004

Bonified

When something is so amazing that it gives you a boner.
Mostly applies to males.

Mark: Man that movie was so bonified.
Tom: It was that good eh?
Mark: Oh yeah I got the biggest boner right there in the theatre.

by sXe vGe March 9, 2010

bonified

to explain that you have a boner.

"Dude im bonified right now!"

by SuperBang69 May 24, 2009

bonified

stuck up, nasty, full of yourself

"Did you hear what she did! Oh my god, what a bonified bitch!"

by underthesun03 April 29, 2006

Bonified

Incurable, incorrigable, hardened

Formed as a contamination of 'bone' and the suffix '-ify', seemingly analogous to 'petrify' or 'ossify', but consisting of a Germanic stem and a suffix of Latin origin.

Dave is a bonified mouse virgin. I’m going to have to give him a sumptuous feast that’ll have him licking his lips.

by JanTH November 10, 2011

boxified

To become extremely gay, have square features, have small and useless arms, and to of course... be a huge coward (aka pussy)

He is so boxified because his arms are unaffective.

by Mark Struthers November 6, 2006