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Booty Cell Syndrome 

A medical condition in females carried from birth, causing them to have rediculously large back sides. The most serious cases involve women with mixed genders developing a "Booty Face". That is- a face that looks like a booty. Scientists believe it to be stimulated from an enormous amount of booty cells that run through their juicy hot dog veins. Many people, though, believe it to be a result of being too voluptuously delicious.
"Damn... Oh DAMN! Dametrea sho do got some meat on dat ass. Damn. I'd tap that. How bout you mayyyne??"

"Man eff you mayyyne! You know she's got dat "Booty Cell Syndrome". And dats my motha you talkin bout, FOOL!"
Booty Cell Syndrome by yessmaam March 16, 2010

booty shakin syndrome 

is where when you watch some sexy booty shakin either at clubs the internet or done by one of your female friends or your womans over and over it totally messes up your head but ina goodway
hey guess what ive noticed since i been watchin booty shakin its all i can think about as i want more and more so i must of caught a bad case of booty shakin syndrome

Ugg boot syndrome 

when someones uggs have slanted over to one side resulting in them walking like they're a retard. Caused by very cheap fake Ugg boots.
"ha look how that girls walking"
"somebodies got the Ugg Boot Syndrome"

Car Boot Syndrome 

Haggling in an effort to purchase an item for a lower value than the advertised price, despite the fact that the item is already significantly below market value. This type of practice typically occurs at car-boot-sales, and can be rather embarrassing.
Buyer - "how much for that classic Ming Vase"
Seller - "£1"
Buyer - "Oh, really, is it? Hmmm...I'll give you 98p"
Seller - "Fuck off"
Buyer - "I'm sorry. I suffer from Car Boot Syndrome. I don't mean to be a twat"
Car Boot Syndrome by Dilkes July 7, 2011

chelsea boot syndrome

A condition suffered by male individuals who buy a briefly trending item of clothing & decide that they are now fashion icons or highly fashionable.
Brandon has crazy Chelsea boot syndrome ever since he got those kicks he’s been calling anyone who doesn’t have ‘em lame.

Toll Booth Operator syndrome 

Someone who has a small insignificant amount of power like a toll booth operator feels the need to exert there power absolutely. Even in a ridiculous circumstance.
Someone suffering from toll booth operator syndrome would not let you pass if you arrived at the toll booth a penny short with your wife in labor in the passenger seat.