Someone who wants a small low budget government but wants the departments responsible for killing and imprisoning people to be as big and costly as possible. Tells people to respect authority and comply with the law but refuses to comply with the law when they can no longer get a haircut. Tells the government not to tread on them but cheers when the government treads on people's right to peacefully protest and cheers again they tread on people's right to getting a safe abortion. Claims that they need to own a mountain of firearms just in case they need to rise up against a tyrannical government but cheers when a tyrannical government starts snatching people off the street.
My uncle complains that big government is treading on his rights because he now has to wear a mask inside of public building and that it's his right to not wear a mask even he has a thin blue line sticker on the back of his pickup but then tells me that black people wouldn't get hurt by law enforcement if they just followed the law. I'd say he is a schrodinger's bootlicker
by Redman_121 August 27, 2020
Get the schrodinger's bootlicker mug.A often unemployed an lazy person looking for government handouts; communist affiliated person who has zero ambitions or goals an constantly blames everyone for their own shortcomings.
by yotaterds March 26, 2020
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A common insult, used by those on the libertarian side of the political compass, to describe authoritarians.
Authright person: we need the government to restrict the power of the people.
Libright person: whatever bootlicker!
Authleft person: the means of production should be in the hands of the government so that they may distribute it to the people at there discretion.
Libleft person: shut up bootlicker before i stomp your face into the pavement!
Libright person: whatever bootlicker!
Authleft person: the means of production should be in the hands of the government so that they may distribute it to the people at there discretion.
Libleft person: shut up bootlicker before i stomp your face into the pavement!
by noooooooooooooooooooooi fuck u August 12, 2020
Get the Bootlicker mug.an individual in American/western society who claims him/herself to be a liberal, but the the only thing liberal about them is their lenient tolerance of authoritarianism. General Aspects:
-Lives in the city
-Only gets news from mainstream/corporate Media
-Personal "ideals" are just copy-paste regurgitations of corporate approved talking points/buzzwords
-attention whorish and excessive lifestyle, leaving them empty inside
-Moderate to severe Trump Derangement Syndrome
-Anti-gun and pro-censorship as you get
-copy/paste Smug, passive aggressive attitude, as a product of their excessive use of social media (Twitter, Facebook, etc.)
-unironic worship of establishment politicians, caused by corporate propaganda
-"LGBTQBIPOC ally" but deep down inside, they think of minorities as little more than guaranteed votes for their party, and/or as sexual fetishes
-"trust the (corporate approved) Science!"
-Economically speaking, their not as retarded as your typical leftist, but they're up there
-and lastly, they're as dense as reinforced brick wall
Generally speaking, these individuals are, at best, minor nuisances, and at worst, the thing they rag on the most ironically- Insufferable, Hatemongering Karens. best to avoid these people in order preserve your sanity.
-Lives in the city
-Only gets news from mainstream/corporate Media
-Personal "ideals" are just copy-paste regurgitations of corporate approved talking points/buzzwords
-attention whorish and excessive lifestyle, leaving them empty inside
-Moderate to severe Trump Derangement Syndrome
-Anti-gun and pro-censorship as you get
-copy/paste Smug, passive aggressive attitude, as a product of their excessive use of social media (Twitter, Facebook, etc.)
-unironic worship of establishment politicians, caused by corporate propaganda
-"LGBTQBIPOC ally" but deep down inside, they think of minorities as little more than guaranteed votes for their party, and/or as sexual fetishes
-"trust the (corporate approved) Science!"
-Economically speaking, their not as retarded as your typical leftist, but they're up there
-and lastly, they're as dense as reinforced brick wall
Generally speaking, these individuals are, at best, minor nuisances, and at worst, the thing they rag on the most ironically- Insufferable, Hatemongering Karens. best to avoid these people in order preserve your sanity.
by Mr. MixMang March 9, 2021
Get the Bootlicker Liberal mug.A word which originally meant "someone who praises or sucks up to an oppressor" - now it has been repurposed by idiotic ACAB supporters and dirty communists to mean "anyone I disagree with".
Normal Person: I don't think all cops are bad tbh, saying all cops are bad for the actions of a few is like saying all black people are criminals because a few of them smoke weed and rob stores.
Stupid Cunt: hOWS tHaT bOoT tAstE bOoTlicKer?!?
Stupid Cunt: hOWS tHaT bOoT tAstE bOoTlicKer?!?
by 121gws January 9, 2021
Get the Bootlicker mug.A BOOTLICKER is a person who is submissive and bows down to law-enforcement hence the name “BOOTLICKER” to lick one’s boot for being submissive and bowing down.
by The United States Of America August 16, 2021
Get the BOOTLICKER mug.A term that "oppressed" people use -- who are often lazy, stupid, failures -- to counter someone who presents a logical argument against their nonsensical opinion.
In the user's mind, it's meant to be synonymic with "slave," "coward," or perhaps "pussy."
They often claim the person to which it's used against is a conformist and doesn't care about the struggles of others when, in fact, they understand entirely.
Those who the term "bootlicker" is used against often exercise reasonable, logical thinking while the user allows useless emotions to fill the empty space between their ears.
In the user's mind, it's meant to be synonymic with "slave," "coward," or perhaps "pussy."
They often claim the person to which it's used against is a conformist and doesn't care about the struggles of others when, in fact, they understand entirely.
Those who the term "bootlicker" is used against often exercise reasonable, logical thinking while the user allows useless emotions to fill the empty space between their ears.
by Crim91 June 12, 2020
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