boonies

A location so far outside the city limits, that even animals question your presence.

it takes me 2 and a half hours to get to school, cause i live out in the 'boonies'

by SmokedToast August 28, 2016

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Boonis

A person, generally going to be a jacked dude who works out every day and goes to the gym. Although he does that, he is most likely going to be a simp, going back to his ex even though she is below his league. He will also come out as gay and turns other people, including his Ex, gay.

Bro I want to start hitting the gym but I don’t wanna be a Boonis.

by Edgeworth Masked March 17, 2020

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Boonies

Po-dunk Towns isolated by country for miles, usually shitholes, commonly found in the Midwest, south and Middle East coast of the USA.

Damn, the car ran out of gas! Looks like we have to walk a mile out to find a gas station in the boonies

by Ttswizzle August 17, 2013

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boonis

The buttocks, though sometimes not literally.

Well tickle my boonis!

by Ham T. Sandwich April 7, 2009

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boonies

A podunk area of the state in which usually nothing, not even shit, happens. Usually near a swampy land area - Which makes it a good place to lure crabs using slabs of raw meat tied to strings and a net to scoop them up with.

A: Argh! I can't believe I'm stuck out in the boonies this early in the morning.
b: Well, you agreed to join me in catching crabs which we must get started on before the sun comes up.

by Vernon Conan Chan January 4, 2005

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