bootlicker

A submissive male in a BDSM relationship who refers to his mistress' knee-high vixen boots or thigh-high domination boots as "lollipops."

When the dominatrix told her slave, "Lick my boots or I'll whip you senseless," the bootlicker responded, "Thank you, mistress. I really love the taste of your lollipops."

by Sir Bullwhip October 9, 2006

schrodinger's bootlicker

Someone who wants a small low budget government but wants the departments responsible for killing and imprisoning people to be as big and costly as possible. Tells people to respect authority and comply with the law but refuses to comply with the law when they can no longer get a haircut. Tells the government not to tread on them but cheers when the government treads on people's right to peacefully protest and cheers again they tread on people's right to getting a safe abortion. Claims that they need to own a mountain of firearms just in case they need to rise up against a tyrannical government but cheers when a tyrannical government starts snatching people off the street.

My uncle complains that big government is treading on his rights because he now has to wear a mask inside of public building and that it's his right to not wear a mask even he has a thin blue line sticker on the back of his pickup but then tells me that black people wouldn't get hurt by law enforcement if they just followed the law. I'd say he is a schrodinger's bootlicker

by Redman_121 August 27, 2020

bootylicker

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by Bootylicker! December 4, 2019

bootlicker

A often unemployed an lazy person looking for government handouts; communist affiliated person who has zero ambitions or goals an constantly blames everyone for their own shortcomings.

Did you see that repugnant "bootlicker" picketing outside the VA??Was that a man??

by yotaterds March 26, 2020

Bootlicker

A common insult, used by those on the libertarian side of the political compass, to describe authoritarians.

Authright person: we need the government to restrict the power of the people.

Libright person: whatever bootlicker!

Authleft person: the means of production should be in the hands of the government so that they may distribute it to the people at there discretion.

Libleft person: shut up bootlicker before i stomp your face into the pavement!

by noooooooooooooooooooooi fuck u August 12, 2020

Bootlicker Liberal

an individual in American/western society who claims him/herself to be a liberal, but the the only thing liberal about them is their lenient tolerance of authoritarianism. General Aspects:

-Lives in the city

-Only gets news from mainstream/corporate Media

-Personal "ideals" are just copy-paste regurgitations of corporate approved talking points/buzzwords

-attention whorish and excessive lifestyle, leaving them empty inside

-Moderate to severe Trump Derangement Syndrome

-Anti-gun and pro-censorship as you get

-copy/paste Smug, passive aggressive attitude, as a product of their excessive use of social media (Twitter, Facebook, etc.)

-unironic worship of establishment politicians, caused by corporate propaganda

-"LGBTQBIPOC ally" but deep down inside, they think of minorities as little more than guaranteed votes for their party, and/or as sexual fetishes

-"trust the (corporate approved) Science!"

-Economically speaking, their not as retarded as your typical leftist, but they're up there

-and lastly, they're as dense as reinforced brick wall

Generally speaking, these individuals are, at best, minor nuisances, and at worst, the thing they rag on the most ironically- Insufferable, Hatemongering Karens. best to avoid these people in order preserve your sanity.

Mrs. X is such a blind, bootlicker liberal. I should never talk to her about politics

by Mr. MixMang March 9, 2021

beanflicker

Item used to assist in stimulation of the clitoris and surround area. A 'Beanflicker' is the rubber counting thimble that Post Office clerks use.

Your beanflicker needs a wash!

by Skirtlifter January 10, 2005