boomph

CB radio term. To smash a CB puppet outta the box. When puppets and baby radios are jumpin' up and down on the freuqency like nobody's business, you just gotta drop the maul on 'em, assuming you're a monstah station. This is called boomphing. This shuts 'em up. Here's how to do it:

Let's say a puppet is jumpin' up and down on your receive. You are tryin' to say top o' the fine to a distant radio station out there on the 40 channel MHz band. But this puppet scratchin' bullshit artist is makin' all kinds o' noise on the band. Being a monstah station, you crush receives of all kinds. So you just key up, pump up the volume with a little bit o' modugotz, crank up the audio drivers, man, and drop the maul on the skwakin' puppet who's usin' a baby radio. BOOOMMMPPPPHH! And he's gone!

PUPPET: "Blah, blah, blah."

MONSTAH STATION: "Eh, yaw nuttin' but a piece o' gahbidge baby radio . You're the biggest bullshit artist of all of 'em out there. BOOMPH!!!! And yaw gone!

by The Unit "151" September 9, 2006

boomhower

Hank Hill's back-woods talking neighbor and one of his best friends, from the show, King of the Hill. From what I have pieced together. His full name is Jeff Boomhower, he is an electrical engineer, has a deceased father but mother is still alive. He has a brother name Patch. He has never been married but came close with at lest one girl. He is a ladies man and has a '76 Dodge. He was a quarter-back on his high school's varsity football team and, according to the odometer on Hank Hill's F-150, lives exactly 1/10th of a mile from Hank's house.

"Explosion, dang ol' Mega Low Mart"

"Looks like you could use a shoe in a dang ol' size boom."

by JackD May 28, 2005

boomshanks

A word/adjective; to descibe something that is powerful/joyful/dramatic.

Normally shouted out loud.

When Wayne Rooney scores a screamer you would shout 'boomshanks! what a goal that was.'

Or when you've just won a bet in the bookies you again would shout 'Boomshanks!'

When a boxer gets knocked out you would shout 'Boomshanks, take that!'

by Paul kyle January 15, 2008

Boomchaoism

The secular philosphy that believes that the pursuit of awesomeness and enlightment are one and the same.

Boomchaoism is comprised of Four Awesome Truths:

1. All life is lameness and boredom.
2. Lack of awesomeness is the cause of lameness and boredom.
3. A state of non-lameness and boredom can be achieved.
4. The way is the 10 fold path of Boomchaoism.

See also Existentialism

Boomchaoism is the way.

by ARBLJ May 5, 2011

boomphlet

When you shart while sitting and the bubble of gas gets trapped between your taint and ballsack. The bubble then creeps under your nut, lifting it, and pops- making it drop to your seat, releasing the "boomph" noise.

Bro my nut is sore from that rank boomphlet I just snapped out.

by AaronandJake March 8, 2017

Boojahideen

A play on the word Mujahideen, it is defined as one or a group skilled in the art of boogaloo. Can be contracted to booj.

Did you see the local Boojahideen? They're trying to get recruited by Hamas.

by listopencil September 7, 2020

fatty boombah

An Aussie slang used to define a fat person.

...Dr Rudi endorses fattening up one's daughter to prevent boys from wanting to have sex with her because "It's better to have a fatty boombah in the family than a filthy slut;"

From Australian TV program Life Support

by vjwpf December 9, 2008