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Bloomington 

A city in Indiana, about sixty miles south of Indy, that is home to the last remaining population of liberals in the entire state, and also home to Indiana University. A fairly nice, clean town that seems contradictory to Gary and Indianapolils.

Unfortunatly, while a great place for liberals, Bloomington does have it's flaws. Gasoline here is an average of ten cents higher than the entire midwestern united states. I once drove from Bloomington to Denver and didn't see gas any more expensive than in Bloomington.

Also, due to the large population of collage students, traffic is a nightmare during the school year, and it's always better to drive around the south side of town than to cut through campus. In the summer, the students leave, traffic subsides, and the residents timidly emerge from the shelter of their houses and go back to their lives.

Unfortunatly, without collage students to worry about, the police department can focus all of their energy on going after residents, so don't expect to get away with anything while the students are gone.

Overall, I reccomend it if you already live in Indiana and want to get the fuck out of some shithole like Gary, but don't move here from any other state.
Resident 1: Dude, we should totally buy some health food and go smoke weed in the back of our VW Bus.

Resident 2: Dude, totally.

Resident 1: Totally, Bloomington is so groovy.
Bloomington by Ark_gamer May 9, 2006
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Bloomington 

The coolest campustown in Indiana. Also the city of random sirens and loud trains at midnight.
Brad: Dude, it's 3 am. Did you hear that train?
Rodrigo: Relax, dude, we're in Bloomington.
Bloomington by lakeeffect22 June 25, 2008

bonnington 

To descibe someone, usually a girl who is dressed in a very trendy/ fashion victim way. Usually over accessorised wearing lastest trends eg cowboy boots/scarves/beads/trucker hats, frequently has a mullet. Often is a fashion/fine art student type.
Came from the name of the School of Art and Design building at Nottingham Trent University, The Bonnigton building. You can usually see "bonnigton types" hanging out in the reception area dressed stupid and trying too hard.
"She looks abit bonnigton"
bonnington by Butterfly April 7, 2005
"Yo that guy is so broington" "wordington"
Broington by Dishington August 23, 2011

Blowington 

A place where people with small dicks go to get head
That kid Logan went to Blowington to get head. What a loser!
Blowington by snapchat: sethdabro December 22, 2020

Owen Babbington-Ellis

A virgin - also he is a pussy
he went soft whilst shagging some sloot
Owen Babbington-Ellis - "one who hasn't penetrated his penis into a vagina"
Owen Babbington-Ellis by BIGDIK101 December 3, 2018

Chay Bonnington 

This is somebody that thinks they are the Schumacher of sim racing but he is nothing better than Mazepin in an F4 car. He also loves his sister a bit too much.
Your such like Chay Bonnington