Bonzo

A bonzo is a fat dog that has a smal pee pee

Person1: he is fat and has a smal pee pee
Person2: he is a bonzo

by Aids in my ass May 29, 2019

bonzo

the monkey that needs to GET THE FUCK IN BED AND GO TO SLEEP

GODDAMN IT BONZO GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP

by ongadoolover October 24, 2020

Bonzo

A child sex predator who has been forced into sexual slavery by a stronger inmate so that he might be protected from other sexually violent inmates.

Bubba just made old boy his bonzo bitch so now the rest of the boys can't hit.

by anonymous September 1, 2023

Bonzo

One who was dropped down the stairs as a child.

“Man, that guy isn’t bright. You think he’s a bonzo?”

by sandysasquach January 20, 2024

Bonzo Breakfast

A breakfast of champions. A morning meal consisting of four quadruple vodkas and a ham sandwich.
Only recorded Bonzo Breakfast resulted in the death of famous Led Zeppelin drummer John Bonham, for whom which the endeavor was named after.
John Bonham is considered a professional at his work and the Bonzo Breakfast should not be attempted by anyone.

"I had to get to class in a hurry, so I had a quick Bonzo Breakfast!"

"A Bonzo Breakfast a day keeps the doctor away."

"Nothing starts or ends the day right like a Bonzo Breakfast!"

"4 out of 5 doctors reccomend the Bonzo Breakfast. Normal results of the Bonzo Breakfast result in high blood pressure, blackouts, and sometimes death."

"The ham sandwich was so good, but the quadruple shots really hit the spot!"

by Pip the legend October 20, 2008

bonzo gonzo

A term used usually in professional wrestling, when the referee has lost all control of the combatants and the match has devolved into a brawl.

Ric Flair tags in Triple H and it's BONZO GONZO!

by SHOH July 11, 2004

bonzo job

A job that is so easy, a chimpanzee could do it.

Man, I 'm tired of trying to achieve, all I want now is a Bonzo job!

by Tony SSSSSS January 7, 2006