Sock-blocking

The act of preventing another fantasy baseball team from moving up in the standings by consistently outplaying them. Makes more sense if your team name directly refers to socks, such as the Red Sox or the White Sox.

Fantasy Owner #1: Dude, I've been trying to take 1st place for weeks now, but the Seattle Tube Sox keep sock-blocking me.
Fantasy Owner #2: I know what you mean, man. I haven't been able to overtake the Buffalo Business Sox all season.

by The4cDizzle April 10, 2010

jerk blocking

when you really want to jerk off, but someone like your sister, parents, or friends keep bothering you and won't leave you alone. It is very annoying and depressing.

I was trying to jerk off last night, but my sister kept telling me all these stories and she wouldn't leave me alone.

Wow, she was jerk blocking you all night.

by 877372 May 16, 2009

Blocking spree

When you block a whole bunch of people on facebook for no particular reason.

This morning I was on facebook, and I looked at the friend finder. That's when I decided it was time for a blocking spree.

by SsBeef January 29, 2015

COD Blocking

When your wife or girlfriend wants you to spend time with her
instead of playing Call of Duty.

Sorry, I can't play with you guys tonight. My wife is Cod Blocking me again.

by Ron27 September 4, 2010

Bonking

In endurance sports, particularly cycling and running, hitting the wall or the bonk describes a condition caused by the depletion of glycogen stores in the liver and muscles, which manifests itself by precipitous fatigue and loss of energy. Milder instances can be remedied by brief rest and the ingestion of food or drinks containing carbohydrates. The condition can usually be avoided by ensuring that glycogen levels are high when the exercise begins, maintaining glycogen levels during exercise by eating or drinking carbohydrate-rich substances, or by reducing exercise intensity.

I bonked at 80 miles, just nothing left in the legs.

I completed the marathon without bonking.

by BodyAttacker May 16, 2011

booking

running really fast
probably comes from setting a record, or putting it in the books

Man, stop booking!

by Page April 5, 2003

sub-booking

Like sub-tweeting, except on facebook.

You want to say something about another person's status or post, but don't want your comment to pop up in their Notifications. So, you use sub-booking: instead of adding your comment to their discussion, you just post it to your own status. Your friends all see the comment, but the person you're commenting about doesn't get an alert and, if you filter your friend groups, doesn't necessarily see your comment at all.

by 155fathoms June 26, 2013