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A song to get your grind on to. Founded by Barry White.
I'll make love to you, by Boyz2Men, is a huge Bonerjam.
by Ryan !! December 28, 2007
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1) bonerjam: is a painful condition which comes about when a man gets overzealous when thrusting during sexual intercourse and proceeds to completely exit the orifice and forcefully jams his erected penis against a non penetrable surface such as a taint or cheek. The word bonerjam can be used as either a noun or a verb depending on the context.

2) bonerjam: a party in which all participants must be willing to openly admit to having an erection as is the goal of the celebration. One important and necessary aspect of all bonerjams is that rap music with overly crude lyrics is constantly played at a very loud and pulsating volume.
1) "Ouch!"
"What was that, Honey?"
"Dammit, I just gave myself some serious bonerjam! God my dick hurts!"

2) Someone call the doctor, because this bonerjam is gonna last way longer than four hours!
by lukebond September 8, 2009
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A girl who makes your dick so hard, you could easily use your erection to play Eruption by Van Halen.
And that's mighty hard.
Guy: That girl is such a total bonerjam, when I jerk it to her, David Lee Roth should be present for vocals.
by Broseph Mengele December 18, 2009
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A rough situation that there is no easy solution for.
A- Someone broke into my gym locker and stole all of my clean socks.
B- Bonerjam, dude.
by Kate Learson October 23, 2007
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bonerjam is a party you have the day before canada day .... you have to make t-shirts for it go camping drink alot of alcoholic beverages .... one person has to puke before the night is over...but they dont have to puke from too much alcohol just puke in general and they have to have eaten ketchup chips , hotdogs and marshmellows so it looks liek raw meat when it comes out .... you also have barge in on someone else's site while they are partying also and tell them you just graduated and introduce everyone and talk to them .... at somepoint in the night someone (a guy) has to take a shit in the girls bathroom and while someones shitting someone else has to steal a canadian flag from someones lawn ... if there are no flags around then someone should just piss on a fire
bonerjam was bonerific ! ..... just hangout all night drink alcohol and have fun
by dan_33 July 4, 2006
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the jam like substance that comes out of a dudes boner
Pamela: uhh, you got bonerjam all over my face.

Borat: oh, I so sorry... NOT!
by stinky ronlald April 27, 2010
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a very cool hardcore rocker!! and hates fake bitches!!! :and if your shady prepared to get shot!!! :
person 1:im shady
bonerjamBECCA:**BANG BANG** your dead
by bonerjamBECCA! May 30, 2008
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