Bonanza

Some oldass tv show with about 3 to 5 fucking men firing in the western and picking horse shit out of the ground, Doing farming and gets sweat and gets sick and fucking horse shit all over the ground and fucking horse piss they have to clean up, It is disgusting for me in some episodes but they are in a little house accomplishing nothing, Technically just doing farming and that's it likes to do fucking farming for once and god fucking sakes if they wouldn't stop farming and If i know Charles Ingalls from Little House on the Prarie and the same guy from Highway To Heaven, Is on Bonanza and hearing that they might make a remastered edition of Bonanza, Has about 20 Seasons and they are lazy toilet seat ass dumb farmers, They just do farming and just play jokes in the house with fucking kids. They are fucking lazy and they only do farming

And they are lazy just doing farming riding horses that look like shit and piss, Fucking jacking around with farming, And that's it. I'm glad there was no electronics back then.

Bonanza is a TV show.

by No definitions. January 13, 2021

bonanza high school

Bitches stay pregnant layed up with 25 different niggas and the gang. Niggas stay looking like single fathers of 5 with low food stamps. Mexicans are always throwing up signs and making out in the hallways. And ditching class on a regular basis.

You see them broke niggas and pregnant bitches over there? They go to bonanza high school.

by beebeebad812 April 8, 2019

bonanza jellybean

When you ejaculate onto an old croissant and then force yourself to have sex with it;

Hector: Hey Steve, how's it going?

Steve: Not bad, I just had a bonanza jellybean.

Hector: Sweet! Don't even need the Hellman's!

by kelly lang September 1, 2008

Biffy Clyro Buttfuck Bonanza

An album containing every Biffy Clyro song to play in the background whilst being vigorously buttfucked or when you are vigorously buttfucking someone.

Dave - Bend over
Alan - Wait a minute let me find my Biffy Clyro Buttfuck Bonanza Album

by AnonymousTrevor November 14, 2018

The Big Bonanza Crayonza Bibbidibobanza Stanza Handza Zaza Extravaganza

An unknowable, dangerous plot, one that may never be discovered. One that, if left unchecked, may consume the world.

"The hardline questionanza of the matter is not what the Big Bonanza IS... But what the Big Bonanza Crayonza Bibbidibobanza Stanza Handza Zaza Extravaganza will BECOME... If given the time to fester." - 'Symple' Symon Symonson, 1199 Anno Domini

by Niktionary.com October 19, 2023

Boner Bonanza

After a long night of drinking, if a man goes to sleep without ejaculating, his penis will not have the normal amount of erections throughout the night.

This will result in a "Boner Bonanza" the following day. A "Boner Bonanza" is an astonishing number of unintended erections during the day.

This could prove embarrassing.

Dude, I got wasted last night and did not rub one out. Looks like I have a "Boner Bonanza" today.

by Bubba Riverwood June 13, 2010

helen keller downtown bonanza

To insert one's hand into the rectum of another and proceed in speaking in sign language.

I was boning this chick, and i decided to give her a Helen Keller Downtown Bonanza

by Dave Berkowsky October 16, 2007