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Time Bomb

Obscure drinking game which originated in New York City's East Village. The players must take a piece of cotton candy (preferably Charms' "Fluffy Stuff") and dip it in whiskey and put it in their mouths before the candy dissolves. The goal is not to grimace once your body recognizes that what you just put in your mouth is disgusting.
The chant goes as follows:
-"Time bomb... time bomb..." as the player descends the candy towards the whisky
-"tic,tic,tic,tic,tic,tic..." when the candy is dipped in the whisky and until...
-"BOOM!" when the player eventually makes a face because of the horrendous taste in his/her mouth.

If the player does not grimace after fully swallowing the candy, he/she is named reigning queen/king. Be careful, however, of 'repressing your booms' as this will lead to greater future booms.

'Super Time Bomb' is played without the help of hands. If the player drops the candy in the whiskey, he/she must "suffer the repercussions" and drink the whiskey.
"Time Bomb is like communion, only instead of eating the body of Christ or drinking his blood, you're eating his knuckle hair"
by TimeBombExpert May 1, 2010
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time bomb

A deposit of cum that seeps out of a condom that has mistakenly slipped off your dick during sex and is subsequently left inside your chick's vagina after you nut and pull out. The fuse is lit as soon as you realize that when you pulled your prick out, the dirty rubber was no longer attached (usually because the chick squeezed it off in ecstasy or you went soft). Exhibits an unfortunately long fuse, lasting anywhere from less than a week to a full 28 days or, if the bomb is armed, 9 months, at which time the bomb drops and your life as a partying slutting beer guzzling college faking frat boy/girl comes to an abrupt end. Next time keep your prick hard and grab the rubber before you cum. Or just do it in the ass.
Dude #1: "Bro I saw you walking home with (e.g. Monica) last night man, she was soooo drunk. You hit that shit nasty?"
Dude #2: "Man, yeah, but no fucking joke. I dropped a time bomb in her."
Dude #1: (solemnly) "Shit. Shit man. Shit."
Dude #2: "Yeah, shit. I knew I should have put it in her ass."
by ucfryan November 7, 2006
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time bomb

When you see an ugly ass chick walking around at a party and hanging on anything she can find (men). Its only a fucking matter of time before the time bomb explodes on somebody because they are sooooo hammered themselves. Then the victim (male) hooks up with a disgusting fucking chick and hates his life for at least 2 weeks.
Bro 1: Dude look at that time bomb walking around, luckily I dodged her

Bro 2: Holy shit Jimmy is just set off the detonator, and now that time bomb just exploded all over him.....he is fucked...lets take a picture and put it on facebook!!!
by duckfacehater#1 September 20, 2010
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time bomb

The moment at work when you look up at the clock, only to be disapointed to learn that it is still much earlier than you thought.
Tom's stomach rumbled so he looked up at the clock, but he had stumbled upon a time bomb; it was only 10:30.
by crookedrose June 2, 2008
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Time Bomb

A sex game in which you have a short period of time. Say you have 10 minutes, you intercourse of nothing but penetration for the alotted time
When your boss is away from work for only 20 minutes and you and your co worker play "Time Bomb"
by colsowal April 2, 2013
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Ticking Time Bomb

An individual who is so clueless, reckless, stupid, or careless, that it's only a matter of time before they cause serious harm to themselves or someone around them.
Whenever you see a Toyota Corolla with it's back bumper taped together with duck tape pressed on half ass, and the front bumper straight up gone, it's a pretty safe bet that they're a ticking time bomb and they're a terrible driver who needs to be avoided at all costs.
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx December 23, 2020
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walking time bomb

a person who is likely become extremely violent at any moment
They never suspected that he was walking time bomb.
by The Return of Light Joker February 19, 2012
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