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You: I was gone for 10 minutes, came back to my table in the library, and my computer was gone.
Officer: What did you expect? This is UC Berkeley.
Officer: What did you expect? This is UC Berkeley.
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A woman who thinks she is cool because she made out with a girl once in college.
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Liz, stop flirting with Monica! You know you're just a Berkeley lesbian!
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Also of note for having one of the highest antique store to citizen ratios of any town in Northern America.
Also of note for having one of the highest antique store to citizen ratios of any town in Northern America.
Person 1: "I'm thinking of buying a home in Boerne."
Person 2: "Do you own anything jewel-encrusted?"
Person 1: "No."
Person 2: "Then Boerne isn't for you. Wendy's isn't hiring."
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Person 1: "No."
Person 2: "Then Boerne isn't for you. Wendy's isn't hiring."
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UC Berkeley's main rival is Stanford.
UC Berkeley's main rival is Stanford.
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UC Berkeley was again named the best public university in North America
UC Berkeley was again named the best public university in North America
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