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"Lets fly on the new Boeing 787!"
"Boeing? Get the fuck away from me!"
Boeing by spark155 December 23, 2024
McDonnell Douglas ruined them
Boeing used to be reliable until McDonnell Douglas infected them with the “put money above everything” else virus
The sound a 747 makes when it bounces.
That 747 bounced and went Boeing!

Boeing 757 

A airliner Boeing made from the early 80s to the early 2000s. Arguably one of the most awesome airliners out there. Its engines are way overpowered for a plane its size and will give you one of the steepest and most exciting takeoffs ever even with a full load. It has unmatched capabilities for a plane its size - it's the smallest airliner that can do regular transatlantic flights (though you probably don't want to end up on a plane that small for transatlantic) thanks to an insane 3900nm range, and thanks to its powerful engines it'll get you out of the highest altitude airport on the hottest day without weight restrictions. An Airbus A321 or a Boeing 737 doesn't even compare.
Sweet, our flight got switched from a Boeing 737 to a Boeing 757. The takeoff's going to be awesome.
Boeing 757 by SD60MAC August 23, 2011

Boeing 747-400 

A large 4-engined widebody jetliner, with an autopilot that actually ends up in conversations with BOTH pilots.
As Jim and Andrew continued their conversation, the Boeing 747-400 autopilot chimed in, "Well, I can actually land myself at Detroit Metro Airport, if you don't mind." Jim anwered, "Go Ahead"

Boeing 737 MAX 

An airplane that is very capable and will be one of the safest things in the sky once it returns to service. However, all the media want you to know is that it's somehow doomed to be a death trap forever, because fear-mongering and clickbait bring in those oh-so-precious clicks and money.
The Boeing 737 MAX is a good airplane, but it was definitely rushed to the market due to Boeing being greedy. Sadly it took over 300 deaths to have a safe plane :-(