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Boebert

A person whose cognitive and social development stalled in early pubescence.
Did you hear her speech to congress? What a boebert!

I'm not a boebert, you're a boebert!
by Mall Ninja January 16, 2021
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Boebert

A load of semen that has been deposited intranasally then hocked up and spit out or swallowed.
Gross! That looks like somebody's Boebert on the floor.
by Stmfitr February 19, 2021
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bocb

An acronym for the phrase "Bobbys official cock block"
Bobby - I cant figure out why im not gettin any
Kendyl - cuz im your bocb
by Kendyl Smox May 3, 2008
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boerboel

The Boerboel is a large, mastiff-type dog breed from South Africa that is bred for the purpose of guarding the homestead and working the farm. They are one of the most powerful dog breeds in the world and have an estimated bite force around 800-850 PSI. Individual boerboels have been documented killing Adult male leopards. Also, many w-words, especially those who happen to be white have a history of having sex with boerboels due to the average male boerboel having a penis size of 10 inches. These women are called boerboel naaiers, and the knowledge of these women is called being dogpilled.
Vermaak: Yo, Pieters, I just got a boerboel for defending my homestead against nog attacks
Pieters: Very good my friend, have you seen videos of dog vs nog where the boerboel absolutely obliterates the nog as if it were a white w-word's pussy?
by HandleBrake12 July 2, 2020
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Boebert

Verb - To fail at something thoroughly by having done something incredibly stupid.
"Damn it, Lauren, you used the wiper fluid while we're driving a convertible! You really boeberted."

"I boeberted my job interview. They asked what made me leave my last job and I said my boss was a fucking idiot."
by MrZeg October 14, 2021
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Boebert

The shit you take after your first cup of coffee in the morning
"Boy was that a stinky Boebert"
"One minute, I'm finishing up my Boebert"
by DrJMontana June 15, 2022
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Boeberting

The act of getting high and groped in a crowded theater.
Me and Lauren went to the theater. I broke out my vape pen, and it wasn't long until she was Boeberting me.
by ElijahKay2022 September 16, 2023
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