Purple Bobcats

The definiton is literally in the name. Its a purple bobcat. Also Kaelynn weber told me to do this

Kaelynn: Write a defintion about purple bobcats
Nick: uhhh ok

by swaggycashmmoney23 May 31, 2020

chasing a bobcat

Alternate phrase for “taking a shit”. This phrase is used when in the presence of others or over public communication channels to tell individuals familiar with the phrase that you are currently in the shitter.
Also used as a warning to others that you or somebody else have just takin a shit or that it smells like someone around has shit their pants.

I.e. Conversation over the radio
Jeff: “Tim, what is your 20?”
Tim: “Chasing a bobcat upstairs”

Alternatively,

Tim: “WATCH OUT! There’s a bobcat on the deck!”

by GDI Slayer October 20, 2017

Otto the bobcat

The official mascot of Otto Middle School, the most statically gay middle school in all of Plano, with its own costume. This position is only offered for pedophilic furries who like to touch children and give a bobcat roar, otherwise known as pure sexual ear rape. Legend has it that the principle created the mascot after finding a masturbating large cat with lotion in his backyard and still roams to this day.

Duke: what's that mighty roar?
Rebbeca: that's Otto the bobcat moaning.

by Mr. Pepper October 6, 2019

Bobbatron

Nickname for an awesome girl

woah!! shes must be called bobbatron!

by Matchew!!!!! July 6, 2008

bobcat

Noun: a vehicle utilized by the dirt whisperer to move dirt that may cause damage to septic and sprinkler systems.

The bobcat was used to degrade the backyard but ended up causing damage to someone else's property.

by Grand Firctionary February 4, 2014

Backdoor Bobcat

Whilst having intercourse with a girl from behind you insert three fingers from each hand into the girls rectum and wipe the fecal matter onto her face in a "whisker-like" fashion thus making her look like a bobcat.

Sherry was giving me some sass so I told her a backdoor bobcat was in order. Sherry never sassed me again.

by epiphone850 January 18, 2009

Bobatard

Bobatard - A libtard that enforces their opinion whilst drinking Boba in an almost authoritarian manner. Bobatard's often attract simps because simps want to be stepped on and are subservient to the authoritarian manner of Bobatard's, and they also get boba after school everyday.

Why are you being such a bobatard.

by xcbsmith April 27, 2020