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no-boarding

(verb) while snowboarding, getting stuck on a particularly flat part of a run because you don't have enough speed or wipe out, thus eliminating any forwards motion. Because snowboarding requires some sort of downwards slope to keep moving, you will most probably be forced to un-bind. It is very annoying, and happens commonly to beginner snowboarders that are not yet practiced enough to take steeper runs, and so are forced to take runs that are meant to be 'easy', but in their flatness are really only easy for skiers.
Dude, don't take that run I just did. It's so flat, all you'll do is no-board.

Awh, shit. That was a epic fail. I'm stuck no-boarding. I have to either un-bind or jump until it slopes again...
by Anonosity May 14, 2011
mugGet the no-boardingmug.

boards

abbreviated term for 'board shorts.' board shorts, the optimal garment of choice for the summer months, are also useful in cold weather conditions, in hot tubs & the like.
'yo tyrrell, cop me a pair of boards pronto.'
by jsnyd October 10, 2005
mugGet the boardsmug.

boarded

A pirate fashioned slamming.
Ъ¡§¥: What do you mean you "boarded" her?
ChatDude: I mean I laid her on her back and slammed by dick deep inside her while wearing an eye patch.
Ъ¡§¥: Oh. How did you hurt your eye?
ChatDude: I didn't it was the only thing I had left on from my pirate costume.
Ъ¡§¥: LOL
by Ъ¡§¥ March 4, 2009
mugGet the boardedmug.

on the board

The girl you've got your eyes on
by Bigdick104729473984 March 19, 2017
mugGet the on the boardmug.

board

bored,phased out,bored with board and lodging
He was so board he did not want to spell bored well, oh well.
by Hercolena Oliver April 28, 2008
mugGet the boardmug.

board

How many girls at one time a man can call one for sexual favours. Commonly used in the phrase "Ive got board!" or in the question " Do you have board?"
Amy, Jess and Hayley are my board!
by Justin Acton September 10, 2006
mugGet the boardmug.

boards

usually refers to board shorts, the garment of choice to some throughout the year. innovators of the boards are sean dwyer & mike tyrrell.
'ayo tyrrell let me cop a pair of boards.'
(subsequently, t would go to the whip and return with an assortment of three to four multicolored pairs of board shorts.)
by jsnyd December 28, 2005
mugGet the boardsmug.

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