cute check bounce

When the amount of leeway you're willing to give someone based purely on their attractiveness runs out. Like a check that bounces because of insufficient funds, a 'cute check' is given by uninteresting but attractive people but soon bounces when you find there's nothing in the 'account' to draw interest from.

Cameron: "I don't know why you still put up with that Tony kid. His cute check bounced about 1 day after I met him and then I just couldn't stand to be around him."

Gyro: "Yeah I know, but he's just so darn cute."

Cameron: "Yeah well, whatever."

by Clintacus November 2, 2007

Wonder Blunder

Noun:
a feeling of surprise mingled with admiration, caused by something beautiful, unexpected, unfamiliar, or inexplicable by way of a stupid or careless mistake.

I was amazed at how it worked out to his advantage even though he screwed up big time. It was a real wonder blunder

by Ban Dearg October 7, 2016

Niggers Bounce

A mountain peak in Basalt, Australia

Niggers Bounce is located in the Australian state of Queensland

by TriTron_ December 19, 2017

bounce

to leave and go do something better, go somewhere else.

Lets bounce outta here.

by Sabrina Roybal June 19, 2008

Mouth Bounce

A cute way to say Oral sex

More mouth bounce, less talk. Thank you.

by PolishRocket December 6, 2013

German Butterfly Bounceback

Picking up an 18-20 year old girl off the street and offering her several hundred dollars for a quick photoshoot. You will then take her back to your apartment where you have her get on her knees in a kiddie pool and put on a zorro mask (not the hat, mind you, just the mask). She will then proceed to pour bottle after bottle of brand name raspberry jelly on her head while 4 men (all named Hans) stand around the pool on matching wooden stools wearing Guy Fawkes (V for Vendetta) masks and pee on her head. Music is optional, but if it is used, it must be provided by either a live opera singer or a loud set of speakers playing "It wasn't me" by Shaggy (recommended). There have been whispers of a double dare method in which an additional man of hispanic descent is strapped to a chair in front of the pool with his eyelids held open Clockwork Orange style for the duration of the session but these are simply rumors as such a thing has never been attempted. Best performed while wearing Riddick style goggles.

Rick: Dude! check it out! I just put up this definition for the German Butterfly Bounceback on urbandictionary!
Steve: *reads* Dude...what the fuck is wrong with you?

by Rick_Astley January 25, 2014

gainax bounce

-noun

1. A term that has come to describe GAINAX's often exaggerated animation of female characters' bouncing breasts. The term has its roots in Gunbuster (Top wo Nerae!), GAINAX's first OVA(1988) with an otaku-focused demographic, in which gainax bounce is found unabated in the three female characters of Noriko, Kazumi, and Jung. Utilization of gainax bounce can still be seen in GAINAX's works, partially as self-reference and self-homage and partially for pure fanservice.

2. Fanservice as it pertains to anime produced by GAINAX, primarily focused on female mammaries.

1. Did you catch that gainax bounce on Yoko? Shit was SO cash.

2. The Evangelion Rebuild movies need moar gainax bounce.

by B-RI (FF-FAN) May 22, 2008