An uneducated and improper way of gaining mass. This is done by eating extremely high fat and low protein foods (McDonald's, Ho-Hos, etc..) with little if any weight lifting. The would-be jabroni does gain mass - Yes, but it is almost entirely fat, defeats the purpose and is next to impossible to cut.
Ian: "Hey have you seen Leroy lately? He's been pounding those Twinkies and Big Macs. He said he's bulking up and trying to get diesel, but all he did was end up a fat ass."
Mike: "Yeah, I know. Dude needs to pick up an MD, you know - a Muscular Development (magazine)... He's such a dirty bulker. So un-diesel."
Both: Lol.
Mike: "Yeah, I know. Dude needs to pick up an MD, you know - a Muscular Development (magazine)... He's such a dirty bulker. So un-diesel."
Both: Lol.
by Michael Davison December 27, 2007
Get the dirty bulker mug.The act of removing the penis from ones pantaloons and recieve a hearty laugh from the sexual accomplice. You then become quite enraged and punch the woman in the face then fucking her rectal cavity brutally until you hit the poo nerve, causing her to shit ferociously all over the male erectus. The constant flow of fecal matter causes the woman to lose conciousness due to a mass body fluid loss, to which you shit in her unconciouss mouth and fuck it some more until you blow your load in to her mouth orfice. Afterwards you tie her upside down to the fridge and drink the thick liquids that are expelled from her mouth. You then sew her mouth shut and poo on her face so she vomits and suffocates. You then fuck her dead body some more and then torch all evidence of the delicious occasion and then admit yourself into a mental institution where you undertake all previous steps on a psycho dilusional fuck who has no idea what is happening :D
OMG Guys did you hear about what happened on the weekend. Police say someone gave some biddy the angry blaker. That shit was literally fucked up.. *Holds Boner
Did you hear about Archie? he totally gave the angry blaker to some chick in his ute.
Did you hear about Archie? he totally gave the angry blaker to some chick in his ute.
by Radcool November 10, 2010
Get the The angry Blaker mug."Blue Shell Nuked": Being hit by a Blue Shell in a Mario Kart game, which hits as hard as a tactical nuke. Blue Shells relentlessly seek out racers in first place, and explode, delaying them, and any driver close to them for several seconds. Depending on where you get bluked, this can cost you time, or the entire race. Blue Shells (usually) cannot be avoided or dodged.
$#@%&(*#!!!! I got Bluked! ~or~ Ha-ha, you got Bluked!
Being Bluked can ruin your whole day.
"No Blukes"
Being Bluked can ruin your whole day.
"No Blukes"
by ageeksayswhat December 1, 2014
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by Bizzle Beat Box September 17, 2016
Get the Bluber mug.(blew-er-eyez) Explosive form of lazy eye; often accompanied by a massive jolt of force from explosion
by KennethM September 24, 2007
Get the bluerize mug.The red, or white, or furry dangling flesh from the chin of chickens, turkeys, and certain breeds of goats or deer. Mainly floppy and pointless, but pretty freaking entertaining.
Man, the bluckers on that chicken are HUGE!
Woah, check out the bluckers on that goat, they are so furry!
Woah, check out the bluckers on that goat, they are so furry!
by Mouseydearest June 2, 2011
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