Bludwin

From the slang "blud" but longer

Bludwin thinks he can pay the bills!

by Batkingg July 12, 2023

bluedel

A type of drug that you sniff, snort, eat, and smoke

Damn! I think Shaniah is high on some crack ass bluedel.

by Jacie Janes October 10, 2019

Bloody Bludgeon

The action of having sex with a girl on her period and, subsequently, slapping her on the forehead with your, now blood covered, penis. This action causes the girl to look like she was brutally bludgeoned, but, in fact, has just engaged in some good ol' fashioned fun.

"Did you see those pics of Sylvia?! She looked like she got her head bashed in!!"
"No way man, she was just given the old bloody bludgeon. Look, shes smiling in the picture."

by DirtySan December 7, 2009

bludfahrt

1. a case of diareah so explosive that your anus bleeds
2. an awesome, yet-to-be death metal band
3. when having anal intercourse the female lets go a most potent expulsion of gas and bodily fluids

1. DUDE i had a monster bludfahrt last nite; my anus is still sore and i wont be able to deficate for the next three weeks

2. hey man i saw Bludfahrt in concert last nite and they straight up rocked; the drummer had himself a bludfahrt on his floor tom

3. BRAh! my chick had a bludfahrt last nite all over me; im still trying to clean off the smell, i took a chemical-garlic bath

by Steven Pachowski January 6, 2008

bludger

Aussie slang for a lazy person.

A boss would say "get back to work you lazy bludgers!!"

by bread infection October 23, 2005

bludgeo'd

No one knows.

It might just be a chopped up version of the word "bludgeoned," but the word has mystical and magical implications that speak to my soul, suggesting there's more to the word than meets the eye.

"He looks bludgeo'd for hammer."

by Elmoshine October 18, 2008

bludgeritis

a common condition where the sufferer tends to not want to do anything, bludge sport, school, tutoring, housework. they appear fine until asked how they are which the response usually its "really sore" or until they are asked to do something "owww my (sore part) hurts so much"

never has a specific time of happening but usually around exams, or when there's some work to be done or something that wants to be avoided

"Oh apparently my little brother is sick he was home from school all day with a really bad headache"
"really?"
"yeah, but i think he just has bludgeritis because he doesnt want to go to the doctors"

"can you help me wash up please"
"ohhhhh owwww i just got a HUGE headache"

by WRX22B1998 May 12, 2010