Bluffin' with my Muffin

the offering of a baked good to distract your enemies so that you can make a quick escape.

'I was cornered my thieves on a dark, deserted street, and only managed to escape by bluffin' with my muffin (blueberry).'

by lisaa45 May 18, 2009

blumkin backsplash

What happens when you are getting a blowjob while taking a huge shit and the shit falls into the toilet causing the one doing the blowing to get a face full of shit water.

Oh man last night i gave my bitch the worst blumkin backsplash ever her face was completely covered in poo water.

by blumkinKing January 14, 2009

blunkin

when a girl gives you head on the toilet

i got a blunkin last night

by george lee December 17, 2004

Blumkinini

Eating a plate of pasta and taking a massive shit while getting a blowjob courtesy of your male or female partner.

Yeah my bitch gave me a blumkinini last night. The pasta was great but she bit my dick on accident.

by Master Kuay October 21, 2010

body bluffin'

Basically means you lying about something that you do or don't do. Another word for fronting, saying you have something that you don't have, or that you do something you don't really do, etc. Back in the day, we used to call in perpin, perpatrating, etc.

A girl who says she don't fuck on the first date, when everyone knows that she usually does, that's body bluffin'

A dude who pushing a big milky benz like it's his, when in reality, he's renting it, that's body bluffin'

For more examples, please see the Papoose Song "Body Bluffin'".

by Robzilla06 May 11, 2006

Bluffin' with my Muffin

While having sex with a man, the girl is actually thinking about a woman. He thinks she's into it because she is aroused, but she's not aroused because of him. Bluffin' = lying. Muffin = Vagina.

I was bluffin' with my muffin last night with John since I couldn't stop thinking of Jane.

by mimi.loves.chachi May 4, 2009

blumkin face

The facial expression of guilt you have, when just received a blumkin , (which is receiving a blow job, while taking a shit).

- "Oh Fuck.. please don't tell our mother about you giving me a blumkin..." !!

- " haha, that's a blumkin face brother"

by DonJuan10000 April 22, 2011