EveryDay I'm Buffering

It's when your internet connection is so slow that when trying to watch a video it is buffering.

Teacher: Kids lets watch the news update online!
Kids: Yay!
(Teacher loads page)
Kid 1: Aww it's buffering!
Kid 2: Everyday I'm Buffering! (Starts dancing)

by personqwerty123456789 June 13, 2012

blubbering vagina

Conservative talk show host Bill O'Reilly.

Bill O'Reilly is a blubbering vagina.

by Urban Dictionary February 6, 2005

Sluffering

To have spicy farts

There was much sluffering after the battle of bro steve vs the creepers and the very very bad Santiago chili.

by The black box November 27, 2016

Brain buffering

The slow thinking process of morons.

Everytime I ask John for an answer he seems to be brain buffering like for ever.

by superbloke April 28, 2010

buffering

A computer term, means to temporarily store data in an area or device

Suzy was listening to the radio over the internet when it stopped playing. She looked at the program and it said "buffering".

by KrrazyM July 29, 2005

Bluffing Butthole

When one goes to shit, but only farts.

I went to take a shit, but it turns out I have a Bluffing Butthole.

by Taint Tap November 24, 2010

blumbering

to mumble bullshit, to blumber.

Stop blumbering!

by dgfdbf October 20, 2010