Something that you should never look up on google images (seriously tho, this isn't a joke. Don't make the same mistake that I did)
Person 1: "I love blue food. I think I'm going to look up pictures of blue waffles right now to feel satisfied."
Person 2: "Geez! You're such a dumbass. Never look up blue waffles. I haven't been able to even use google since my incident."
Person 2: "Geez! You're such a dumbass. Never look up blue waffles. I haven't been able to even use google since my incident."
by K._a._t._i._e._ May 31, 2017
Get the Blue Wafflemug. by I.R.Cummings May 29, 2016
Get the Blue Wafflemug. by Bloowafflezyumm2 May 12, 2010
Get the Blue Wafflemug. Slang for a vaginal infection. People will dare each other to Google the phrase and click "I'm Feeling Lucky" to create a non-visual shock in the victim.
The official definition: A vaginal infection or battering of the vagina.
The official definition: A vaginal infection or battering of the vagina.
Douchebag: Heheh *snifflesnort* Google "Blue Waffles" and hit "I'm Feeling Lucky". *snort snort sniff drool*
Victim: Ok... *click click click* OH MY GOD!
Douchebag: Heheheh *snifflesnort* Owned!
Victim: Ok... *click click click* OH MY GOD!
Douchebag: Heheheh *snifflesnort* Owned!
by Hardened Victim of Mean Pranks February 21, 2010
Get the Blue Wafflesmug. It's not real!!!
Dont you think it's odd that there's only ONE photo of this 'well known disease'?
If you search the web for pictures I assure you you'll only find the same one that has been circulating the net for months.
And if you study it closely, you can actually see that they have just taken a picture of a vag and coloured it in, you can tell because it's really sketchy.
However, I'm pretty sure those lumps of puss are somewhat real, but a different infection.
Dont you think it's odd that there's only ONE photo of this 'well known disease'?
If you search the web for pictures I assure you you'll only find the same one that has been circulating the net for months.
And if you study it closely, you can actually see that they have just taken a picture of a vag and coloured it in, you can tell because it's really sketchy.
However, I'm pretty sure those lumps of puss are somewhat real, but a different infection.
by Lalala6669 July 3, 2010
Get the Blue Waffle.mug. This is a physical action where a body part is twisted until it has lost circulation and turns blue. A fly swatter is then used to slap the area until a waffle mark is imprinted. Usually requires two people.
Harry: I've got the flu swatter
Sally: ok, I've started turning blue here from the lack of circulation
Harry: *swats*
Sally: we just made a really nice blue waffle
Sally: ok, I've started turning blue here from the lack of circulation
Harry: *swats*
Sally: we just made a really nice blue waffle
by deejay_steve June 12, 2018
Get the blue wafflemug. Random Kid: I searched up blue waffle, my life is now ruined…
Kid 2: me too..
Kid 1 talking to Kid 3: these 2 kids have some shit!
Kid 2: me too..
Kid 1 talking to Kid 3: these 2 kids have some shit!
by hatred makesmefeelbetter May 16, 2022
Get the Blue Wafflemug.