Something that you should never look up on google images (seriously tho, this isn't a joke. Don't make the same mistake that I did)
Person 1: "I love blue food. I think I'm going to look up pictures of blue waffles right now to feel satisfied."
Person 2: "Geez! You're such a dumbass. Never look up blue waffles. I haven't been able to even use google since my incident."
Person 2: "Geez! You're such a dumbass. Never look up blue waffles. I haven't been able to even use google since my incident."
by K._a._t._i._e._ June 01, 2017
by I.R.Cummings April 25, 2016
by Bloowafflezyumm2 May 12, 2010
Slang for a vaginal infection. People will dare each other to Google the phrase and click "I'm Feeling Lucky" to create a non-visual shock in the victim.
The official definition: A vaginal infection or battering of the vagina.
The official definition: A vaginal infection or battering of the vagina.
Douchebag: Heheh *snifflesnort* Google "Blue Waffles" and hit "I'm Feeling Lucky". *snort snort sniff drool*
Victim: Ok... *click click click* OH MY GOD!
Douchebag: Heheheh *snifflesnort* Owned!
Victim: Ok... *click click click* OH MY GOD!
Douchebag: Heheheh *snifflesnort* Owned!
by Hardened Victim of Mean Pranks February 21, 2010
It's not real!!!
Dont you think it's odd that there's only ONE photo of this 'well known disease'?
If you search the web for pictures I assure you you'll only find the same one that has been circulating the net for months.
And if you study it closely, you can actually see that they have just taken a picture of a vag and coloured it in, you can tell because it's really sketchy.
However, I'm pretty sure those lumps of puss are somewhat real, but a different infection.
Dont you think it's odd that there's only ONE photo of this 'well known disease'?
If you search the web for pictures I assure you you'll only find the same one that has been circulating the net for months.
And if you study it closely, you can actually see that they have just taken a picture of a vag and coloured it in, you can tell because it's really sketchy.
However, I'm pretty sure those lumps of puss are somewhat real, but a different infection.
by Lalala6669 June 29, 2010
This is a physical action where a body part is twisted until it has lost circulation and turns blue. A fly swatter is then used to slap the area until a waffle mark is imprinted. Usually requires two people.
Harry: I've got the flu swatter
Sally: ok, I've started turning blue here from the lack of circulation
Harry: *swats*
Sally: we just made a really nice blue waffle
Sally: ok, I've started turning blue here from the lack of circulation
Harry: *swats*
Sally: we just made a really nice blue waffle
by deejay_steve June 03, 2018
Blue Waffle
by Nuioj August 05, 2018