blownuts

to blow rums ruts....or rums rat platters...

HAHAHAHAHAHA...Blownuts!!!

by Anonymous October 6, 2003

Blownshift

A handsome man who had anal sex with the moms of the creators of urbandictionary.com who paid him 2 cents on a dare to do it.

Oh man, I can't believe you pulled a blownshift. (nailed ugly moms on a dare)

by Willie (The Negro) 's Mom August 21, 2009

Blownut

Blown out asshole

~Gabe the barber

I would’ve eaten her ass but she had a blownut

by Ele July 6, 2018

Blownshift

Bipolar. Insane in the membrane. Not right. Dim-witted. Imbecile.

See also: retarded, special, dumb, brandon.

Special Ed and Blownshift are brothers.

by Brandon February 25, 2004

Blownut Donut

A sexual position in which the male places a donut around his penis. The female proceeds to suck the male's penis and every time the female takes the entire penis down her throat she gets a bite of the donut.

"My girlfriend gave me a wonderful Blownut Donut last night."
"She finished the entire Blownut Donut in three sucks, it had sprinkles."

by Datnigga666 October 19, 2017

Blownshift

A man who has contacted his lawyer to file a lawsuit against the owners of urbandictionary.com for using his copyrighted name in a non-cool way.

King. Winner. Ruler.

by Willie February 16, 2005

blownskies

New age slang word for marijuana. Can be used as a verb and an adjective.

-Damn, we need to buy a lot of blownskies.

-Fuck, I'm so blownskies.

by Fuckpewkojdwq December 24, 2008