Bloatation Device

adj.

To become so bloated you feel as if you could float.

after doing the century club I felt like I was a Bloatation Device.

by got MILF? August 22, 2006

Blurtation

When something sounds really good in your head but when you say it, it just sounds stupid.

We have a very very heavy blurtation tonight

by Razul Ham March 9, 2011

Blowtard

n. A person who is less intelligent than the average retard, but is smarter than the average fucktard.

Intelligent People > Average People > Retards > Blowtards > Fucktards.

by anarkism April 10, 2010

blorgan

Someone who gives blow jobs on a regular basis.

Ron: "This is a sick party man."
Harry: "Yeah, especially with all these blorgans running around."

by eilatan enitsac January 5, 2011

Bloptart

getting your dome sucked while eating a poptart

"Your mom gave me a bloptart while i was eating a cinnamon kind...my favorite."

by spindrahNIPPLES December 30, 2009

Blobtard

A person who spends all of his free time trolling, scamming, and producing smear campaigns on social networks against groups and individuals or Cyber Cancer.

Hey Jenny, I left that group on Facebook. The guy that was running it was such a Blobtard.

by Selfemployed July 31, 2012

Blarta

The ship name for two lovers connected by the power of happiness. This one word refers to two people, but condenses their names into one, so you can address them as one.

Aww... Look! Blarta is over there! Hi Blarta!

by MJM13 June 6, 2017