Blorts

Very similar to Jorts, only difference is the color of the material. Black jean shorts, otherwise known as blorts. Then, this leads to bleans, but that's something else all to itself.

I noticed a gentleman admiring some jorts, then he found some blorts that took his breath away.

by Johnny! April 28, 2008

BLORTH

A homosexual who loves teh cock.

You're so BLORTH.

Stop being so BLORTH.

by BLORTH March 17, 2005

BLORTH

The faggotiest fag to ever sail the seven colons. He appears in many sentences such as:
<&BLORTH> I LOVE GAY PORN

No one likes BLORTH, but he gets boners from all men and she-males so he sticks around anyway just to beat off to your name.

Quit being gay. You're so gay, that I think you're on the verge of being BLORTH gay.

by Elmdor March 17, 2005

Blort

verb: To blow bubbles in a viscous fluid.

noun: An adonis of a man.

The Blort dipped his face into honey and blorted to create a myriad of bubbles.

by Fuzbert Athew September 24, 2018

blort

blowing bubbles into a woman's vagina

Michael would just keep on blorting until she reached climax. it worked every time.

by Tedward Cruz III September 25, 2018

blort

Sound effect originally attributed (by myself) to tubgirl.com. Now used as a general word with many applications, such as an expression of disgust or an emphasis of something disgusting or displeasing.

Some Person: Shit I just crapped my pants!!
You: blort.

by NecroVMX June 28, 2003

bloefter

When you are eating ass and they accidentally fart in your mouth.

Dude, did you just give me a bloefter? You should have warned me...

by sedsimplea February 8, 2019