Bloodbath

Friend: Hi there! Wat are u going to do later? You: A hot bloodbath.
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A bloodbath is when you are in retail setting as the salesperson and not a single customer shows up and there is nothing sold. Now your job is in jepordy.
What the fuck its a total fucking bloodbath. I thought johnny the GM was advertsing more. This is total bullshit. We are all getting fired.
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Bloodbath

When a woman squirts or ejaculates whilst on her menstrual cycle.
I was getting my Red Wings when my girlfriend came and gave me a Bloodbath.
by Ares Omega September 27, 2022
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Bloodbath

A gathering of powerful high-ups and bloods, usually indicating that something dangerous or important is happening. Wise cutters avoid them. Ambitious cutters seek them out.
The top executives of Apple, Facebook, and Google are having a meeting tomorrow. Avoid that bloodbath if you value your job at one of those companies.
by Zed Numar July 18, 2021
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Bloodbath

Shelby: Yeah, me and Sheilah had a bloodbath last night!
Charlie: What the hell
by Papa K (but cooler) March 26, 2021
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Bloodbathing

masking the true intended meaning of a terroristic threat or call to violence in a contrived context, preserving plausible deniability.
A tyrant wants to call his supporters to violence. Start with his true intended meaning:

"I want someone to murder my enemy."

He now adds context to change the meaning of "murder." The context could be that a "cutthroat lawyer" working for the tyrant defeated an enemy in court that day. The tyrant says in a public speech:

"John totally murdered Crooked Valerie in court today, wasn't that incredible? Never seen anything like it. He's a real cutthroat lawyer and that's why I like him. More people should do that to Crooked Valerie, wouldn't that be nice? Solve most of the world's problems right there. Great job today, John."

This is bloodbathing. The tyrant is intentionally vague about what he means would be "nice," but by saying more of it would "solve most of the world's problems" and using the word "cutthroat" to evoke a violent mental image, the tyrant has effectively told his most rabid supporters he means for them to literally kill Valerie. They are amenable because they have been conditioned for years to believe Valerie is pure evil. The courtroom context allows the tyrant to preserve plausible deniability and evade prosecution.

"It's INSANE the way the Loser Left has twisted my words Out Of Context like I asked people to kill someone. I clearly said Crooked Valerie got murdered IN COURT and Obviously the World would be a much better place if she lost more cases. It's nothing but a MURDER HOAX! Shame on them and the Fake News Media! Covfefe!"
by ozzfather86 March 21, 2024
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