Blonker

The act of defecating into a person's hand and then receiving a hand job from that person while the feces is in that hand. A male can even give himself a blonker by defecating into his own hand and then masturbating with said hand.

Bro, that girl's a keeper. Not only did she let me grab her tits last night, she gave me a blonker too!

by WowDad August 4, 2011

Blonkë

The feeling of impending doom that one might feel that is dealing with depression anxiety addiction PTSD loneliness isolation boredom etc

I woke up this morning feeling blonkë
My life is so stressful that I feel Blonkë all the time

by Argo2016 May 16, 2017

Blonkie

Receiving oral intercourse in parallel with dropping a huge load

She offered a blonkie I couldn't refuse.

by Gorosei March 14, 2020

Blankles

A reference to a pair of legs that have a little defined end of the calf area as well as a little defined beginning of the ankle area.

Erin hasn't quite graduated to the cankle status, but her blankles are working on it.

by A-FIZZ May 30, 2008

Blankles

Basically black man ankles

Muhammed has such blankles

by Carlos the moleman July 13, 2009

Blunklebubble

A blunklebubble is the soft bubble that comes out your arse when your fart goes the wrong way.

This blunklebubble is really wet and annoying!

by Timeee165 April 14, 2009

Blinkle

The crease between ass cheeks and legs. Right below the bum, right above the leg.

No example. Grab a mirror, you'll find the blinkle. Hint, its behind you.

by KGar1984 September 4, 2009