blompkin

the fine.. but rare art of receiving a blowjob while you are taking a crap

so when you cum you go!

gimmie a call

by Sam December 27, 2003

Bolmphe d'la femme

An imported french dildo, check under your mom's bed.

The Original dildo before tech crazy Bolmph Co. in New Mexico stole it. It's big it's black and it's rubber. No strings attached.

by Karate Jesus October 26, 2004

Blymph

Common insult that an English teacher in highschool may refer to a student as.

You didnt do your homework again? Oh you really are a blymph

by daft12345 April 6, 2009

Blorph

(verb) 1. A type of physical assault involving an unexpected shoulder check, where the assailant tries to hurl their target into the air by coming in slightly lower than their targets shoulder, and rising up after contact.

2. Any displacement of a smaller entity by a larger entity in a physical manner.

While walking down the hallway, the sophomore student was blorphed into the lockers by a senior on the football team.

by Draogntooth June 5, 2009

Blemph

Sam's Word of wonder, not really used to describe anything but use it to spice up your secret language and you'll have all your friends thinking you are insane in minutes.

Sam - BLEMPH!

*Everyone else runs away*

by Sirgrego April 7, 2005

Bolmpher

1. One who engages in sexual intercourse; one who bolmphs.

2. Someone (usually male, although a clitorus can bolmph too) who frequently gets erections and masturbates.

1.
Dude: Man, I bolmphed Lisa last night.
Guy: Dude, no way! She is so hot! Way to go you little bolmpher you!

2.
Billy is a bolmpher because everytime he sees Ms. Patterson's wide mature ass he bolmphs in his pants.

Liz loves to watch The O.C. and bolmph her pussy to the hot guys. She is a chick-bolmpher.

by Yobastank September 18, 2004

Blomp

A really fat person. A combination of blob and blimp

Ash Saturn is such a blomp!

by Beer Fetish January 31, 2018