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Blomgrun

Blomgrun are really expensive swedish table lamps.
Also referred as the father of the League of Legends character ''Poppy''
person 1Hey did you see that new blomgrun at IKEA?
person 2Yeah, I did.

person 3 DID YOU KNOW THAT BLOMGRUN IS THE FATHER OF POPPY??!
*The Whole Class* We hate you John.
by QDodger1337 February 13, 2017
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Blomer Blimpson

When you put a donut (commonly strawberry) around your penis, and a woman performs oral sex while trying to eat the donut.
Yo' man that bitch gave me a Blomer Blimpson last night.
by Zanethema September 4, 2017
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blomeyer

a seriously sexy guy.
a blomeyer is someone who when walking past your just attracted to thier aura.
like BAM. you immediatly think 'hes the hottest person i've seen in ages and will probably see all day'
a blomeyer is just down right hot and near irresistable.
usually have brown hair and a voice that makes you say 'reowge'
dude that guy revs my engines what a blomeyer
by BernardandWally November 12, 2009
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blombie

A black zombie. Often more athletic than other zombies.
There's no use in running, those are blombies.

I smell Newports, there must be blombies near-by.

Blackula is a blampire, not to be confused with a blombie.
by Jeff Jeffington November 27, 2012
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Bloman

When a girl buys you an ice cream cone and gives you a blow job while you enjoy your delicious treat.
"Hey Kyle, do you prefer a vanilla or chocolate Bloman?"

"Actually, I prefer a Rocky Road Bloman, Ricky!"

"Nice!"
by auzi02 May 31, 2016
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Mikael Blomkvist

The male protagonist of Steig Larsson's Millenium Trilogy. Intelligent, caring, and a ladies man of respect. Helped solve the 40-year mystery of the disappearance of Harriet Vanger while working with Lisbeth Salander, possibly the most awesome female protagonist ever.
Mikael Blomkvist was hired to help Henrik Vanger find his neice in Girl With The Dragon Tattoo, helped bring to justice several members of a sex-trafficking ring in the Girl Who Played With Fire, and stood by Lisbeth's side when she was on trial for crimes she didn't commit.
by Villainouspandora September 20, 2010
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blompkin

the fine.. but rare art of receiving a blowjob while you are taking a crap

so when you cum you go!
by Sam December 27, 2003
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