dutch leaf-blower

A Dutch Leaf-Blower is an incredibly passionate and romanticised type of oral sex. Assuming the relationship is one of heterosexual nature, the female (traditionally) will perform ass-to-mouth on the male, lips must be locked around anal sphincter. The male proceeds with the act of flatulence into the female's mouth of whom receives and blows back the gaseous excrement with consistent force. The two give back and forth (like Serena vs Venus, Munich Grand Slam Final 1999 ) for an indefinite length of time.

"I knew she was a freak but when she offered me the Dutch Leaf-Blower I came in my CK briefs right away"
"Remember to eat a Korma beforehand, you're gonna need the gas"

by Herbert_the_Per...uvian December 19, 2014

Booze blocker

When a significant other stops you from having a mad one

Don't go crazy tonight. I'm going for brunch with the girls in the morning so you have the kids all by yourself. 'booze blocker'

by Vancouvervilla September 6, 2016

turd blower

The butthole, anus, asshole, poop chute, turd hole, shit pipe,

I want that whore to play my meat whistle with her turd blower.

by Irving Fryer May 14, 2011

Booker Special

The Booker Special is a secret array of outstanding moves put on a girl, of which you do not know the name of, in the bed room.

"Yo I just Booker Specialed the crap out of that girl and now I think she wants me"
"ohh yea, whats her name?"
"I'm not sure yet"

by General Booker January 20, 2009

Bookering

When one claims to do something crazy and illegal but it turns out he's full of shit and it perfectly legal.

Damn i cant believe he's bookering by smoking in the smoking section.

by Sammy Harper September 6, 2018

blokelore

A contraction of 'bloke folklore.' A term encompassing any persons, places or events collectively pertaining to blokey or laddish behaviour.

'The fact that Jack Nicholson allegedly ate an entire apple pie halfway through having a shag has passed into blokelore'

by Reverend Frog November 9, 2011

Fap Blocker

A person who regularly gets in the way between their friends and a nice fap.

Nico- “Hey Lula, how’s it going?”
Lula- “Well it would be going great if Hanne wasn’t such a fap blocker.”

by ratatouillelover101 December 26, 2021