blockfolio

a selection of blockchain investments held by a person or organization

How's your blockfolio doing, Pavan?

by Nick on Drums February 12, 2021

Blockflock

A word used by the racist streamer bathrobe_dwane, it is another word for a black person.

Person 1: Did you see Dwane's stream last night?
Person 2: Yeah, he called somebody in his chat a blockflock.

by chief_hates_em February 25, 2021

Martin Blackwood

A chubby, Jewish, Eastern Asian man who has spent his hole life being neglected. His husband is Jonathan Simms his former boss, and he has an obsession for tea and cuddles. Mans is NOT soft though he will kill anybody if he needs to

Bro 1: bruh I think I’m in love with my boss
Bro 2: haha epic tma reference. Ur a Martin Blackwood.

by Ashwla July 2, 2020

blackwood

1. A man who enjoys laying on the couch to work. 2. A state of being whereby a person does not move very much, and does the majority of work from the couch.

1. "That guy's pulling a blackwood"
2. "That guy is such a blackwood"
3. "Look at that blackwood there"

by Rick Hansen June 16, 2008

Blackwood

1. a narcissist.

2. a never-has-been, living in own universe

3. any or all above

"My man never pays child support fo any of his kids, and thinks hes going to be a famous musician someday. What a blackwood"

by sir smellsalot December 22, 2008

BLACKWOOD

noun.

An old and outdated individual who suffers from an inferiority complex as a result of not receiving enough attention as a small child. As a result, this person suffers from an all-pervasive need for attention and often exploits people, particularly women, for personal gain.

Blackwood sandwich: decent portion of over-processed meat. very cheap, but leaves you empty anyway

see also:

urban sausage

40 year old emo douche

by BUKKAKE!!!!!!! March 21, 2009

Blackwood

1) A creative, unique, individual.
2) To think ouside of the box, an innovator
3) To be successful

That extraordinary painting was done in the style of Blackwood.

Everyone will be jealous once you become Blackwood.

by YumYumPoptarts November 29, 2009