vaginal bloodfart

A vaginal fart that occurs while a lady is menstruating.

A: Did you go down on her?

B: No way, she's the queen of vaginal bloodfarts.

by mesolimbo April 15, 2005

Bloatatious

(synonym for bloated)

To become bloated due to consumption of many beer or chinese food.

After three plates of chinese food and two beer I was feeling a little bloatatious.

See also bloatation

by got MILF? August 22, 2006

bloodfart

A bloody, mucus-like, sometimes chunky spray emitted from the vagina after rough sex or from one's anus.
Vaginal bloodfarts are common with promiscuous women, whereas an anal bloodfart can be caused from either homosexual penetration or from an infected, cankered meat vein protruding from one's anus (aka hemorrhoid).

Joey's mom sucks bloodfarts out of pregnant chickens.

by jayhawk April 19, 2004

Bloatastic

To get really stuffed and on good Mexican food to the point where you are not just bloated, but fantastically bloated.

Guys this Mexican food is bloatastic.
Let's all head down to Trudy's Mexican Star tonight and get bloatastic.
Those beans are looking real bloatastic.

by SimonPieman December 14, 2014

bloodfart

this occurs when you fart and a large splatter of blood shoots out of your anus.

Dude, I had the biggest bloodfart yesterday, it hurt so good.

by b2therizzle May 20, 2008

Bloodfart

A fart that is so rank it makes your ass bleed.

John: "oh God! That stinks like sewage and dead whales!"

Jack: "Shit, my ass is bleeding, MY ASS is bleeding!"

Paul: "Fuck me, that's the first bloodfart I've ever seen."

by Stale Ale May 20, 2010

Bloodfart

An over trusted fart that scares you into immediately dropping your shorts and checking your undergarments. What you see will bring the word fear to a whole new level, as the mess in your underwear will force you to believe that you have just aborted the child you never knew you had.

The hot salsa mixed with the lime chips caused for catastrophic bloodfarts.

by Donkey-Bogner January 5, 2019