Blimpie

New Jersey trash talk for a person with a small brain

" more ya fuckin' shit ya fuckin' blimpie"

by Glupes December 12, 2020

Blimpy

The definition of a blimpy/blimpie is not the same as a blumpkin contrary to popular belief. To perform a blimpy one must be uncircumcised. When your friend passes out, the uncircumcised skin is to be placed over the nose and their mouth is to be plugged up so that when the unwilling participant breathes through his nose it causes the foreskin to inflate. This is a true blimpy.

Why is that when a bunch of white guys hangout they always do some borderline gay shit like giving their friend a blimpy?!

A blimpy is not the same as a blumpkin! ....

by Thirdpac November 17, 2020

Blimpie

Placing your foreskin around someone’s nose and plugging their mouth so when they breath through their nose your foreskin inflates

Why is it that when a bunch of white guys hangout and one of them passes out that they always do some borderline gay shit to them like giving them a blimpie?!

by Thirdpac November 17, 2020

Blimpie

Where an individual uses a thin or Capri Sun like straw then proceeds to insert it into the tip of a man's penis and then blows with tremendous force to inflate the penis like a balloon animal

Yo dawg my dick is sore from yesterday
Oh yeah why's that?

You know Rachel from the Pawn shop?
That smokin redhead?
Yeah
She gave me a blimpie and I don't know how to feel about it

by SpanglyCharly March 31, 2021

Blimpie

To inflate someone's foreskin by blowing into the tip orally and holding off the tip like a blimp or balloon.

Is nova uncut?

I dont know ask them if they want a Blimpie.

by Aitrus Otter March 21, 2022