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blind tiger

A blind tiger is an establishment that sells bootleg beer or whiskey in a dry county.
Grandma operated the best blind tiger in De Kalb County, Alabama
by Cranberry Bob March 16, 2020
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Brow blindness

The lack of ability to see how ugly your eyebrows are.
"I wasn't sure if she was extremely surprised, or if she just had a facelift. Her eyebrows were distracting. - She must have been suffering from brow blindness"

"cdn.diply.com/img/11f2bb65-6983-4b3e-995b-3967bd29e877.jpg - This person is suffering from a serious case of brow blindness"

"Did you look yourself in the mirror when you did your eyebrows, or do you suffer from brow blindness?"
by Benny Frost October 16, 2014
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Blender Magazine

A music magazine whose writing staff, not content that review journalism was already a stupefyingly conceited craft, decided to create the laziest, most inconsequential rag known to literature, tits and all. Each issue is compiled by randomly picking entries from an encyclopedia of popular music and choosing (usually by means of coin-flipping) which ones to piss all over and which ones to heap barely qualified praise upon in their otherwise arbitrary best/worst lists. The content is then peppered with pictures of the Pussy Cat Dolls, Tila Tequila, or similar airbrushed wank-fodder and hey presto, let's rock 'n' roll!!!
The title is derived from the magazine's layout having the appearance of the end result of throwing Rolling Stone, Playboy and Mad! Magazine into a food processor.
Band Frontman: Hey guys, we just got panned/lauded in Blender Magazine.

(Nothing happens)
by selfimportantdickwad March 13, 2009
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blind hippo

someone who is blind to their own hypocrisy, even after other people try to explain to him/her of their hypocrisy
A: "I hate people that complain about other people; they're SO annoying!"
B: "You're being a blind hippo"
A: "How is that?"
B: "You're complaining about people that complain about people."
A: "How does that make me a blind hypocrite?!"
by itsANGiE February 16, 2008
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blind box

Packaging of vinyl toy, like dunny, or kid robot.
They're called blind boxes cause you don't know what you're getting.
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Cunt Blindness

1. The common eye disease which causes a person to overlook anyone who is a cunt or acting as such.

2. The aftermath of oral stimulation to a squirter.
1. Dude, im sorry i didnt see you, i suffer from cunt blindness

2. After a few minutes of fun, Steve had to get a towel to relieve his cunt blindness
by GamblinFaceDoctor May 25, 2010
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blind packing

When someone is so experienced at packing bongs with weed that they can do it without any light EX: at night
(Max):dude you need a light, you ain't packing that shit right
(Lincoln): shut the fuck up nigga I'm blind packing!
by blind packing June 2, 2014
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