bleathing

Breathing and Bleeding at the same time.

Created by Daniel Carlson. Also known as King Carlson

" Hello? 911? I need help! I'm bleathing!"

by Itsrachel128 May 4, 2017

blethalina

The sexiest ferret in the world. Everyone wants to be a blethalina because blethalina's are bae , everyone aspires to be a blethalina because blethalina's are the top shit.

holy fuck i love that ferret , it must be a blethalina .

by ferrets4life101 May 10, 2019

blethalina

The most amazing, retarded ferret you could find, full name being Blethalina Bread Butterscotch Hubbagones. Blethalina are sweet little ferrets with only one friend, they aren't the brightest or most athletic but they try their best.

Everyone wants a blethalina as their pet.

by jfvhbaiw May 10, 2019

blethan's piss juice

The best drink to ever exist on this planet.

Made of pure, fresh and natural piss.
100% sugar-free

{Ethan:} Hey man, wanna try some of blethan's piss juice?
{Alex:} Wtf Ethan no-
{Blethan:} *shoves it into alex's mouth*
{Alex:} Holy shit... this is actually AMAZING!

by Bonk October 27, 2020

Blazing Blepharitis

A medical condition that presents with a burning inflammation of the eyelid. Known causes are from performing cunnilingus on a girl with an infection and getting it in your eye.

Guy 1: Hey man what happened to your eye?
Guy 2: I should have known better than going down on my girl while she was making sour dough. Now i got a bad case of Blazing Blepharitis

by nikoshabadaz March 9, 2017

blepshu

(v) to blep while saying shu.

The cat blepshued at me.

by DaFloofyCat November 22, 2020

bleathing

When someone is bleeding and breathing at the same time

911 operator: 911 what's your emergency?
Me: HELP! my friend is bleathing!

by Reglynn1st May 4, 2017