(noun)
The Blender is the most amazing group of people known to mankind. Each person in the group must go through initiation, pick a fruit, and go through extensive Blender training. Participating in Blender meetings and memorizing the many rules of the blender is mandatory. The Blender strives to make this world a better place, one fruit at a time. It will change you're life.
The Blender is the most amazing group of people known to mankind. Each person in the group must go through initiation, pick a fruit, and go through extensive Blender training. Participating in Blender meetings and memorizing the many rules of the blender is mandatory. The Blender strives to make this world a better place, one fruit at a time. It will change you're life.
Dan: "Whoa! Those people look like the most *amaaazziiinng*, intelligent, hilarious people I've ever seen. They couldn't possibly be from this planet"
Brandon: "Yup, that's App and Naner from The Blender. I wish I could be in the Blender"
Brandon: "Yup, that's App and Naner from The Blender. I wish I could be in the Blender"
by Nappers October 09, 2011
To be blendered is to be simply: denied; saladed;ended; or just plain invisible - originated from Halo gameplay.
Once blendered you can do anything you want on Halo 3. However, if in a bad situation, blenders can also mean heavy salad, which in fact, is quite an undesirable situation. See heavy salad.
by MrTadius November 14, 2007
Person 1: Hey why is your computer so loud?
Person 2: I'm just blendering, no big deal
Person 1: Dude that's dangerous for the cpu
Person 2: How?
Person 1: The computer sounds like it's gonna explode!
Person 2: I'm just blendering, no big deal
Person 1: Dude that's dangerous for the cpu
Person 2: How?
Person 1: The computer sounds like it's gonna explode!
by MyPenJustBroke October 10, 2017
This is when you're passionately tussling with your significant other, when all of a sudden, you yell, "BLENDER!" and proceed to stick your tongue in their lips and make your tongue move in circles in the motion that the blade at the bottom of a blender makes. May have other connotations when done to a woman's other lips.
by onateag January 26, 2011
by Gunner March 10, 2004
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A common kitchen appliance that is considered by people who would know to be much less elegant than toasters.
Also, the nickname of a certain low down dirty whore who happens to reside in Hinton James at UNC Chapel Hill.
Also, the nickname of a certain low down dirty whore who happens to reside in Hinton James at UNC Chapel Hill.
by KingMarshall December 07, 2005