Blender

A mother who doesn't STFU, and is always constantly bitching about something or annoying you in someway or somehow. A mother who is constantly nagging about something or complains over and over non-stop about random BS.

Blender is going off again. MY blender is blendering. I am so sick of blender. Why does my blender always flip out and complain. I hate my blender.

by Stevie-Weevie October 30, 2010

Blender

N. One who practises the art of blending a suck up, a brown nose to management

Brent is such a Blender!, Ang, Liz and Balk, are crap at blending.

by Pastey January 29, 2003

blender

bathroom/toilet

Dude, i gotta use the blender

by Morag June 8, 2003

Blender

Awesome, Amazing, Radical; all at once.

Wow, this boba tea is really blender.

by jordyaudy May 4, 2010

Blender

When your buddy is giving you the good lovin and he hammers on your rim so hard and fast that it turns your poo to liquid.

Yeah man, Derek just gave me a blender and now I have massive diarrhea. Of, course, thats why I always have massive diarrhea. I hope Tracy doesn't notice the stain in my pants. She always gets pissed when Derek hits me with the BLENDER!
See also, jewdapp and hodapp.

by Sameer Butter Lover July 29, 2008

blender

Used in the game Gunz (www.gunzonline.com) to describe a sword fight where one guy is stuck in the middle and everyone slashes him up to pieces, like a blender

*guy1 gets slashed to pieces*
guy2:lol blender
guy1:I'm a person not a meat loaf :(...

by AGunZFan July 8, 2005

blender

a party with lots-o-booze

"hey, you goin to the blender on new years?"

by chanel aim: drunk sincerityx December 9, 2004