Bleeber

A little bitch made boy who can’t bench over 300 lbs. Typically a beta manlet with 14” pencil neck.

Hey man, you see Zach try to bench? He’s such a fuckin bleeber.

by DannyBoy69# February 17, 2023

insta-bleeder

when a wound occurs, such as a papercut, and begins to bleed immediately, normally resulting in a bloody mess.

Tiffany: "Ouch!..Dude that was a wicked paper cut i got just now."
Stephanie: "Ooooooh! That one's an insta-bleeder!"

by chicklet55 February 4, 2009

Soul Bleeder

An overly emotional and/or dramatic person; a person who is always in some sort of emotional crisis. A soul bleeder is not the same as someone who is "emo" or "goth"; they are usually normal looking people; the type of person who writes sad poems to perform at open mic night, or someone who blogs about how every part of their day is a tragedy. A soul bleeder typically uses sympathy and/or guilt to ensure they are the constant center of attention.

"I was sitting on the front porch, in the middle of the night, and I collected my tears in a jar to give to you, to show you how much I miss you since you left me...."
- Soul Bleeder

by Ladypirate February 5, 2010

beener

A hate word used to describe Mexican or Spanish people. Usually used against illegal mexican aliens.

"Those beeners are takin' our jobs!"

"Go eat a taco you damn beener!"

by Kyle Kuhn July 20, 2008

bleeper

one who swears alot

bob: hey look john theres carl!
john: hey carl!
carl: !@#% !@%# &$%@ %@#$!@#$!#$@
bob: wow, he's quite a bleeper

by imabest March 26, 2010

Anal Bleeder

A medical device used to rupture and drain haemorrhoids. Also often used by geriatric homosexual deviants with abovementioned problem in order to enhance ass-fucking pleasure

Oh my God Norman, stick that anal bleeder so deep in my ass that it hits my second Houston line. Shove it in so fast.

Is it in? Fuck yes. Faster, Norman, faster. Deeper! Deeper! Wait! Not so deep! Yes, that's good. Yes. Yes. Yes... I'm coming! YESSSSS!

Let me lick the blood off your wrinkly face. Yes... Suck the bleeder like a lollipop before our grandchildren get home. Yes, Norman! Let me lick it off your hairy chin.

I love you.

by P.I. Staker January 14, 2008

super bleeder

one who bleeds if you shoot them in the chest plate

guess not...super bleeder

by rachel <3's andy July 12, 2006