blawgh

This is the way stupid people spell "blog", which is a web log, which is an online journal, which is a journal that's online. Who started this spelling, you ask? No doubt it was a terrorist trying to stupefy America's youth, so we'll be easy to crush in another twenty years. Most likely the same terrorist that made up "lol".

Steve (the cutter) Anderson: Me go right in me blawgh now! Me gots lots of stuff to tell aboot! Hayuck!
Caveman with a degree in technical engineering: You're an idiot, you know that, right?
Steve: You meanful! Me tell me mommy!
Caveman: (commences to beat Steve with his chrome club)

by Rustin Moble January 15, 2006

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Blangy

upper middle-class white female attempting to be black.

"check out the ass on that blangy"

by P.E.A.C.H. April 26, 2009

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Blawg

A Blawg is a large penis of an African-American male. At times so large it may resemble a wooden log. Blawg, a black log. Men of other races are secretly jealous of the blawg and they wish they had one too.

Luqeesha was riding on top of Tyrone, she had his blawg deep inside her gaping hole. She screamed in ecstacy, "give it to me faster, make that blawg harder." She was satisfied after her ride on his thick stick blawg.

by HawgDawger March 19, 2011

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blawgyatt

The newest hippest slang. Derives from the practice of describing what a person is doing using Bro infront...
Example: Dude 1- Dude sneezes

Dude 2-"Bro sneezed"
But now the term bro morphs into the schlawg which is just dawg, this combined with gyatt makes for ultimate brainrot naming.

Replaces the boring bro, blud, broski, dawg... Now combines it and rolls off the tongue.

"Blawgyatt really didn't know what blawgyatt meant"
"Blawgyatt is cooked😆"
"Blawgyatt really said *insert what blawgyatt said*"

by jacquzzi April 22, 2024

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