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The same as a blog, but usually said with venom, intesity or anger. Also known as revenge-blogging, bitch-blogging or, well, most of LiveJournal.
Idiot: "Oh YEAH?! Well, you just WAIT til I put that in my blawgh!"
Person: "Your what?
Idiot: "MY BLAAAAAWGH!!111!one1eleventeen"
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This is the way stupid people spell "blog", which is a web log, which is an online journal, which is a journal that's online. Who started this spelling, you ask? No doubt it was a terrorist trying to stupefy America's youth, so we'll be easy to crush in another twenty years. Most likely the same terrorist that made up "lol".
Steve (the cutter) Anderson: Me go right in me blawgh now! Me gots lots of stuff to tell aboot! Hayuck!
Caveman with a degree in technical engineering: You're an idiot, you know that, right?
Steve: You meanful! Me tell me mommy!
Caveman: (commences to beat Steve with his chrome club)
blawgh by Rustin Moble January 15, 2006
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What’s blawg doin☠️☠️
Blawg by Madmax1665 April 22, 2023
an exclamation indicating that one has absorbed or is
emitting a quantum of unhappiness
blargh by jamesymobilio August 23, 2003
You say this when you have no idea what to say similar to supercalifragilisticexplealidious
Billy did not know what to say to his crush so he said blagh and ran away.
Blagh by ola11 December 14, 2016
Frustration

Blargh!
blargh by Anonymous June 4, 2003

blaghoal 

the place where you are banished if you offend the Gate Keeper or the Gate Cleaner. You must roll your age on one 6 sided die to escape. If you go over your age, then you must start over.
I was minding my own business when out of no where the Gate Cleaner banished me to the Blaghoal...I spent 3 days trying to get out.
blaghoal by gatecleaner October 16, 2009
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