blasphemy

what ignorant people call it when smart people try to explain things to them

Jesus: "God created everything out of nothing but i have no tangible proof of it so you'll just have to take my word for it."
Ignorant Person: "That is the smartest thing I have ever heard anyone say about anything!"
Charles Darwin: "I THINK that evolution MAY have happened, I do have tangible evidence based on reality and real world observations but it is still inconclusive and needs further study."
Ignorant Person: "BLASPHEMY! SINNER! BE GONE UNHOLY SPAWN OF SATAN!"

by bored15yrold September 30, 2012

double blasphemy

Depending on the perspective: A wicked sin, a great way to have fun, or an innocent mistake. Further multiples can also apply.

Dorine: "Sweet fucking Jesus, you are so much better than my husband!" (double blasphemy)
Gerald: "Shut up the hell up Mom, we need to finish before Dad gets home." (triple blasphemy)

by Thompson Hardman January 13, 2009

Blasphemy

Bullshit, untrue

guy:Hello kitty sucks

Girl: Blasphemy

by KDonz September 4, 2010

blasphony

Rightous religious indignation

This protest about transgender right to self definition is such blasphony!

by Amos Elroy December 19, 2018

Beard Blasphemy

The standard punishment resulting from secretly being jealous of another man's beard due to the fact that one is afraid a fist will pop out of it and knock their teeth out.

After I crushed the Block exam they just got in their cars and drove off. I guess their dental insurance didn't cover beard blasphemy?

by Tadalafil September 14, 2010

Blasphemy

When something is so accurate, it hurts.

"Did you hear about that Guiselle chick being a lesbian?"
"Whoa dude. Blasphemy, bro."

by jiggityjugs July 30, 2013

Blasphemy

Absurd due to the fact that it is too awesome/true for that of the ignorant ones to understand.

"I don’t believe in God. He never talks to me like he does to those other lesser followers of him within the Bible."
"Be cautious, lone sheep. God talks to me everyday, so that in which you speak of is blasphemy."

by Bucket Life October 16, 2007