blasted

(Adj) A combination of the words blown and wasted, implying that you have mixed alcohol with cocaine and are fucked up out of your mind.

Dude 1: Dude I just got an eightball of coke, I wish we had some liquor too though.
Dude 2: I know right, then we could get fuckin blasted!!!

by monica lewinskeet May 17, 2006

blasted

blighted, ruined, damned, cursed

When the tornado hit, everything got blasted!

by Anonymous March 18, 2003

blasted

Really gly, torn up, messed up looking, or ruined.

"That chick was blasted. I didn't even like her. She was so ugly, but I'm still hittin' that, yo. It's all me."

by Lo Lo October 20, 2003

blasted

A term used to describe something in a dreadful situation.

Today was sucha blasted day.

Oh Blasted! I lost my wallet.

OH BLASTED!

by KINGSHENCE August 1, 2009

blasted

Redness or irritant of the eyes after doing drugs, usually weed.

hey your eyes are blasted buddy, you better find some clear eyes before your mom picks you up

by TFS October 10, 2005

blasted

slammed with a cock and or fingers to the point of pain.

man you got so blasted last night it wasnt even funny!

by your mom December 27, 2004

blasted

high on crack cocaine

we got blasted on that rock for a good two hours

by killa_cam May 3, 2006