Blap

The act of slapping someone across the face with your penis. They then become your property

Drive by Blapping. Too slap someone in the face with your meatsword from a vehicle. It is extremely embarssing for the blapper and blappie.
Tim got blapped by charley, Tim is now Charley's bitch.

by Morga morga May 15, 2006

blap nation

group orgy where all the guys smack their dicks across the girls faces, creating a constant blap noise

hey u wanna be part of a blap nation tonight?

by ramidash November 22, 2017

Blap

A liquified squirt of shit.

Man, after eating from that foodtruck I got mad bubbleguts and almost blapped my pants.

by SorryNoVanilla February 8, 2021

Blap

A very small dollop of turd, NOT a full shit.

" I wish I could have emptied out before going on the boat but could only squeeze out a blap".

by SorryNoVanilla February 11, 2021

Blap

To slap your cock against a woman's face.

Chan: I blap'd her!*BLAP*

by Tommy C July 21, 2005

Bitch Blap

The art of ramming a vagina into someones face. Thus crowning them your bitch.

Damn bro, i got bitch blapped this weekend, really didnt see that coming!

by npf_za November 25, 2011

Blap

Sound effect made when an object or person is slapped so hard it warrants a word harder than bam

Alternative definition: Being slapped by a member of the Bloods gang

"Damn Tyrone just got blapped hard by that chick at the bar"

by Aceman110 March 24, 2017