fantasy banquet

An elaborate and formal evening of food and drinks for the members of your fantasy league, often followed by speeches whereby teams trash talk each other for their lack of fantasy prowess. All league members must participate. Often a trophy is presented to the league champion.

Artie forgot to invite me to the fantasy banquet this year and I'm super pissed about it.

by arel666 August 10, 2017

Herpes banquet

Being that hungry you could eat anything, even the herpes from a dead whore

I am so hungry I could eat the herpes from a dead whore - said Pete to his 4yr old son whilst explaining a herpes banquet

by gibson( . )( . ) October 16, 2008

banquet

Banquet is the term used by federal way high school students located in federal way Washington to describe the act of having sexual intercourse with a male/female partners.

To take part of her banquet, eating the banquet, best banquet I ever had, my banquet is reserved for VIP only, His banquet sucked. ect.

by Steven Tsukamoto June 5, 2011

estonian banquet

An Estonian Banquet is a fetish scenario where a group of people line up and one or two persons kneel behind them and eat their shit as it come out of their anus. It originated in the Estonian porn industry hence the name.

I want watched a weird porno that featured an Estonian Banquet.

by Shug89 October 14, 2018

ketamine banquet

(n.) any get-together with the sole purpose of recreational drug use.

Encompasses marijuana galas, Netflix n' MDMA, heroin soirées, crack cocaine conferences, xanax assemblies, magic mushroom lectures, and crystal meth annual benefit dinners.

Harry is hosting a ketamine banquet on 420.

by nolandc September 9, 2019

Banquet Beast

a person who has breached the borders of Festively Plump and has taken it upon themselves to demolish a dinner fit for a King. This results in the person being somewhat of a FAT FUCKA

Guy 1: oi check out that Banquet Beast!
Guy 2: HOLY SHIT THAT IS ONE HUGE MAMA

by Howie2day April 6, 2010

roadhouse banquet

the act of a male and a female in a reststop bathroom engaging in sexual acts

She couldn't keep her hands off of me, so I just gave in and had a roadhouse banquet.

by Whittine July 13, 2006