Cate Blanchett

To urinate in your pants/underwear/dress etc.
To pee your pants.
To let the yellow stream loose onto your own clothes.

If Adriana Barraza wins the Best Supporting Actress Oscar for her performance in Babel, I will Cate Blanchett.

or

Tom totally Cate Blanchetted when Stacey caught him cheating.

by Odiwbas July 20, 2008

Blanchett

When you use your hands to wipe your ass and mildly enjoy it. It also may include wiping your manure on a piece of toast and feeding it to a pet or relative.

Person A: I was out camping and I ran out of toilet paper
Person B: Damn that sucks, did you have to do the Blanchett Method
Person A: yup

by StarBiscuit July 20, 2023

planchette

To buy everything in events and stores especially when on sale

I was at a shopping event and decided to planchette the whole event .

by thekfcguy June 22, 2020

blanchet

as close to perfect as one can be. Flawless.

Wow, that chick is blanchet

by flyyyyyy May 8, 2008

Blancett

In carpentry, to royally screw up a piece of wood. To mis cut, splinter, split, inappropriately fasten, or otherwise destroy a previously perfectly good work piece.

Clay really blancetted that piece of wood

by Senor Lipschitz November 25, 2011

Blanchester bike shop

When you fix the neighbors bike then beat the shit out your wife after 38 seconds of weak sex

I quit my job and gave my wife a blanchester bike shop

by Race ready cycle September 15, 2020

Biatchette

Same thing as a bitch, but more formal

You’re a biatchette Lester
You guys are biatchettes

by Infamoose Anonymous December 30, 2018