The standard punishment resulting from secretly being jealous of another man's beard due to the fact that one is afraid a fist will pop out of it and knock their teeth out.
After I crushed the Block exam they just got in their cars and drove off. I guess their dental insurance didn't cover beard blasphemy?
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by jiggityjugs July 30, 2013
Get the Blasphemy mug."I don’t believe in God. He never talks to me like he does to those other lesser followers of him within the Bible."
"Be cautious, lone sheep. God talks to me everyday, so that in which you speak of is blasphemy."
"Be cautious, lone sheep. God talks to me everyday, so that in which you speak of is blasphemy."
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Get the Blasphemy mug.him: "babe, the entirety of my genitalia is pointing towards your mekka!"
her: "bebe, my tittays, my crotch, my nose, my toes, even my eyelashes are directed towards your jerusalem."
(they sing bohemian blasphemy together and run away)
her: "bebe, my tittays, my crotch, my nose, my toes, even my eyelashes are directed towards your jerusalem."
(they sing bohemian blasphemy together and run away)
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