1.(phrase) - When something is extremely distressing in a conversation or idea, that the only way to explain it is to say something unrealistic and nonsensical.
"Dude, I cant believe she dated him, got knocked up AND hitched! I'm gonna BLACKMAIL THE WORLD INTO TICKLING THE UNIVERSE!"
A woman who tries to blackmail their love interest and/or their significant other to terminate the relationship, in the hopes of securing their love interest for themselves.
Laura is desperate and trying to blackmail bride herself by recording our conversation and using sensitive information against you.