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Blackmail the world into tickling the universe 

1.(phrase) - When something is extremely distressing in a conversation or idea, that the only way to explain it is to say something unrealistic and nonsensical.
"Dude, I cant believe she dated him, got knocked up AND hitched! I'm gonna BLACKMAIL THE WORLD INTO TICKLING THE UNIVERSE!"

Blackmail 

To beat someone in any sort of athletic event
Man, he blackmailed me in that track & field race!
Blackmail by hlposerpwner May 6, 2010

blackmail gang 

a gang which has it's gang members be associated with blackmail and the art of it.
*In a large party for example*
I: hey timmy, remember when ---
T: ian shut up...
I: what? BLACKMAIL GANG . THAT'S WHY YOU...

The End.

blackmail bride 

A woman who tries to blackmail their love interest and/or their significant other to terminate the relationship, in the hopes of securing their love interest for themselves.
Laura is desperate and trying to blackmail bride herself by recording our conversation and using sensitive information against you.

Blackmail 

When you're forced to choose between sleeping or Wolle
Stop blackmailing me Paula
Blackmail by PaulaLovesFeet November 12, 2020

blackmailer 

a blackmailer can also be described as a RUBY
your such a ruby means your such a blackmailer
blackmailer by 69victim69 January 11, 2021