black hole

They say nothing can escape a black hole, not even light. However, this is not true. Chuck Norris can escape a black hole. Chuck Norris eats black holes, they taste like chicken.

Chuck Norris + black hole = no black hole

by James Lowe December 22, 2007

black hole

n. - asshole, poop-chute, cornhole

Jim: Do you hook up with Lynn last night?

Carl: Yeah...she's freaky. I'm normally not into butt sex but her black hole was so fine it just sucked my wang up in there.

by Tryky July 29, 2005

black hole

A black hole is a region of spacetime from which nothing can escape, not even light.

black hole is formed from a large cloud of gas which collapsed and broke up into individual stars.

by Dert September 6, 2005

black hole

a scientific myth that is grounded on the so-called lorentz' contraction (the idea that space gets distorted). it contradicts the POV (persistence of vision, the idea that space only appears to get distorted, because time takes a while to travel).

noone's ever seen a black hole. all the pictures the academia presents are digital artworks.

by sabicu November 10, 2013

black hole

when an individual takes too much d*ck in the butt, so that their anus becomes similar to a black hole.

Friend: "Have you seen Niko lately? His black hole has been taking a lot of inputs lately"

by OG rice dispenser May 5, 2015

black hole

A black hole is the result of a supermasdsve star imposing on itself to create a supernova whoch will lwave behind a black hole. they are so strong the they can bend space time itself to make it appear that you would be traversing time at an accelerated rate.

there is a black hole at th centre of our milky way galaxy

by IWillRobYourMom October 18, 2020

black hole

A state of intoxication when you know that you are TOO drunk already, but you also know that there is still a lot of alcohol in your system that hasn't hit you yet so you are going to get MORE drunk and there's nothing you can do about it.

When I left the club last night I realized I was way too drunk, but I'd just had those last 2 shots, so I knew I was in the black hole. I just wanted to get home and sleep thru it.

I was black holing so bad when we left the club. I have got to stop drinking earlier in the night.

by akaDeAnne April 21, 2011