They say nothing can escape a black hole, not even light. However, this is not true. Chuck Norris can escape a black hole. Chuck Norris eats black holes, they taste like chicken.
Chuck Norris + black hole = no black hole
by James Lowe November 21, 2007
Jim: Do you hook up with Lynn last night?
Carl: Yeah...she's freaky. I'm normally not into butt sex but her black hole was so fine it just sucked my wang up in there.
Carl: Yeah...she's freaky. I'm normally not into butt sex but her black hole was so fine it just sucked my wang up in there.
by Tryky July 11, 2005
by Dert August 31, 2005
a scientific myth that is grounded on the so-called lorentz' contraction (the idea that space gets distorted). it contradicts the POV (persistence of vision, the idea that space only appears to get distorted, because time takes a while to travel).
by sabicu November 10, 2013
A black hole is the result of a supermasdsve star imposing on itself to create a supernova whoch will lwave behind a black hole. they are so strong the they can bend space time itself to make it appear that you would be traversing time at an accelerated rate.
by IWillRobYourMom October 19, 2020
when an individual takes too much d*ck in the butt, so that their anus becomes similar to a black hole.
by OG rice dispenser May 04, 2015
A state of intoxication when you know that you are TOO drunk already, but you also know that there is still a lot of alcohol in your system that hasn't hit you yet so you are going to get MORE drunk and there's nothing you can do about it.
When I left the club last night I realized I was way too drunk, but I'd just had those last 2 shots, so I knew I was in the black hole. I just wanted to get home and sleep thru it.
I was black holing so bad when we left the club. I have got to stop drinking earlier in the night.
I was black holing so bad when we left the club. I have got to stop drinking earlier in the night.
by akaDeAnne April 03, 2011