They say nothing can escape a black hole, not even light. However, this is not true. Chuck Norris can escape a black hole. Chuck Norris eats black holes, they taste like chicken.
by James Lowe December 22, 2007
Get the black holemug. Jim: Do you hook up with Lynn last night?
Carl: Yeah...she's freaky. I'm normally not into butt sex but her black hole was so fine it just sucked my wang up in there.
Carl: Yeah...she's freaky. I'm normally not into butt sex but her black hole was so fine it just sucked my wang up in there.
by Tryky July 29, 2005
Get the black holemug. by Dert September 6, 2005
Get the black holemug. a scientific myth that is grounded on the so-called lorentz' contraction (the idea that space gets distorted). it contradicts the POV (persistence of vision, the idea that space only appears to get distorted, because time takes a while to travel).
by sabicu November 10, 2013
Get the black holemug. when an individual takes too much d*ck in the butt, so that their anus becomes similar to a black hole.
by OG rice dispenser May 5, 2015
Get the black holemug. A black hole is the result of a supermasdsve star imposing on itself to create a supernova whoch will lwave behind a black hole. they are so strong the they can bend space time itself to make it appear that you would be traversing time at an accelerated rate.
by IWillRobYourMom October 18, 2020
Get the black holemug. a rare birth condition; a black hole is when someone's vagina/anus can fit the equivalent to a watermelon or 69 dicks
Bitch 1: Ehmegawd she's such a whore
Bitch 2:yeah she's got a fucking black hole in her panties
Bitch 1:mm-hmm they don't make tampons big enough for her pussy
Bitch 2:yeah she's got a fucking black hole in her panties
Bitch 1:mm-hmm they don't make tampons big enough for her pussy
by totallynotarapist69696969 April 9, 2017
Get the black holemug.