Bournemouth

An amazing town on the South Coast of England with the best night-life in the UK and the second best beaches (after Poole).
Often put down by people who come from London due to the fact that they're angry that they can't afford to live somewhere that awesome, and also by people from Brighton, who are jealous because Bomo has a proper beach with real sand.

Londoner: "Bournemouth is so borin' blud"
Bomo-Dweller: "What, because there are no stabbings?"

Brightonite: "Yeah well Brighton is the REAL B-Town, and our clubs are WAAAY cheaper."
Bomo-Dweller: "Fuck off and sunbathe on some stones."

by Surferdudewithhugeballs December 9, 2010

jason bourne

The most badass amnesiac ex-agent you'll ever meet. Can dodge 20 cops, kill you 3 times (yes, 3 times), give your girl multiple orgasms, and stick it to em apple lovers, all at the same time.

Some dude: "You really don't remember do you?"
Jason Bourne: "WTF like for the 20th time, no!"

by leviosa August 13, 2007

Jason Bourne

To make a quick and stealthy escape using an elaborate, less common passage way, e.g., using a stairwell exit instead of the elevator.

Robert: "Did you see Dylan already leave work today? It's only 4:30 pm and his desk is empty."

Bradley: "I think he Jason Bourned it five minutes ago. Sometimes he takes the stairs so nobody sees him going through the main lobby."

by Bradley McHammond May 19, 2010

Björnt

The feeling of maximal pleasure once ejaculation is complete.

-Dude I'm so "Björnt" righ' now after watchin sum good ol' fashioned p'hub!

by SnappleJuice April 7, 2011

Bjoern90

A toxic person and a waste of oxygen. Degenerate idiot with authority complexes.

Man, Bjoern90 was such an idiot. I'm glad we banned him finally.

by Ffffuuuuuuuuuu March 8, 2022

boourns

Similar to "boo," only not quite the same.

Mr. Burns: Smithers, are they boo-ing me?
Smithers: Uh...no. They're saying boo-URNS, boo-URNS
Mrs. Burns: (To the crowd) Excuse me, are you saying BOO or BOOURNS?
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Hans Moleman: (to himself) I was saying boourns.

by Rex A. Main August 3, 2003

Bourned

1. To get your ass kicked.
2. To be destroyed.
3. To be Verbally or physically assaulted.
4. To give accolades to someone for insulting another.
4. in reference to the Bourne Identity films, in that Jason Bourne is so awesomely badass.

Guy: Dude did you see that guy?

Guy 2: Yeah man. He got bourned.
or
Guy: Your mom is so ugly she breaks the mirror.
Other guy: dude your mom just got Bourned!

by JCHELLCAT June 9, 2009