(pronounced bitch-us-itis)
A disease to which any human of the female gender may fall victim; an inflamed bitch in the vernacular.
Symptoms are akin to those displayed by the common bitch, only aggravated. Causes vary and can be unfathomable.
The victim of bitchasitis will inevitably cause atrocious pain to those in her surroundings and should thus be promptly removed as the ailment can usually not be alleviated - though some may delude themselves in thinking it can.
This procedure is known as bitchatectomy. It is fairly simple once one has made up their mind to proceed with it. Verbal action should suffice and the use of implements, surgical or others, is not advised.
There exist both acute and chronic forms of bitchasitis.
One should be particularly wary of bitchasitis present in a dormant state, as dealing with a hitherto seemingly healthy specimen whose ailment suddenly breaks out of its dormant state can be a harrowing task.
A disease to which any human of the female gender may fall victim; an inflamed bitch in the vernacular.
Symptoms are akin to those displayed by the common bitch, only aggravated. Causes vary and can be unfathomable.
The victim of bitchasitis will inevitably cause atrocious pain to those in her surroundings and should thus be promptly removed as the ailment can usually not be alleviated - though some may delude themselves in thinking it can.
This procedure is known as bitchatectomy. It is fairly simple once one has made up their mind to proceed with it. Verbal action should suffice and the use of implements, surgical or others, is not advised.
There exist both acute and chronic forms of bitchasitis.
One should be particularly wary of bitchasitis present in a dormant state, as dealing with a hitherto seemingly healthy specimen whose ailment suddenly breaks out of its dormant state can be a harrowing task.
Mark: -Debbie just hang up on me again after ranting nonstop for fifteen minutes about how I should have called earlier.
John: -Hmm, I'm afraid the signs point to a clear case of bitchasitis.
Mark: -If that's the case I'd better face it, at least I know what to do.
John: - Yup, looks like a bitchatectomy is your only salvation.
John: -Hmm, I'm afraid the signs point to a clear case of bitchasitis.
Mark: -If that's the case I'd better face it, at least I know what to do.
John: - Yup, looks like a bitchatectomy is your only salvation.
by Uncle Karb September 14, 2010
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To pick up Vaughn and nem'.
Man, I hate rollin' wit' them bitchass niggas.
E'ry time we go out with them some shit go down, and them bitchass niggas always in the way, or got somethin to do wit it. I don't even wanna roll no mo'. Just drop me off up over here on B-Way. Fuck this shit. You keep hangin out with them niggas you gone be a bitchas nigga too Qwan.
To pick up Vaughn and nem'.
Man, I hate rollin' wit' them bitchass niggas.
E'ry time we go out with them some shit go down, and them bitchass niggas always in the way, or got somethin to do wit it. I don't even wanna roll no mo'. Just drop me off up over here on B-Way. Fuck this shit. You keep hangin out with them niggas you gone be a bitchas nigga too Qwan.
by the recipient of the experienc June 16, 2009
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An insulting alias given to someone who throws various items at the back of your head, then proceeds to play dumb after confrontation.
Items thrown include but are not limited to: lettuce, lettuce with ranch dressing, moldy lettuce, and/or wet lettuce
Items thrown include but are not limited to: lettuce, lettuce with ranch dressing, moldy lettuce, and/or wet lettuce
Guy 1: I hate that roman kid, he threw some ranch lettuce at me!
Guy 2: what a bitchass lettuce, i hope he gets his crackers crinked.
Guy 1: Truly. What a cunk.
Guy 2: what a bitchass lettuce, i hope he gets his crackers crinked.
Guy 1: Truly. What a cunk.
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"do you have a lil bit of bitchass-ness in you cause i seen the way u handled that with your girl"
NO BITCHASS-NESS!
NO BITCHASS-NESS!
by anonymous chick May 21, 2008
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It's kinda funny.
It's kinda funny.
Hey dude, can i have some money? I'll give you a blow job.
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Fuck off you bitchassmotherfuckingcuntfagcocksuckingcumswallowingbastardasscraphead
by DeadSeriousGuy February 18, 2009
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