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Bitchasitis

(pronounced bitch-us-itis)

A disease to which any human of the female gender may fall victim; an inflamed bitch in the vernacular.

Symptoms are akin to those displayed by the common bitch, only aggravated. Causes vary and can be unfathomable.

The victim of bitchasitis will inevitably cause atrocious pain to those in her surroundings and should thus be promptly removed as the ailment can usually not be alleviated - though some may delude themselves in thinking it can.
This procedure is known as bitchatectomy. It is fairly simple once one has made up their mind to proceed with it. Verbal action should suffice and the use of implements, surgical or others, is not advised.

There exist both acute and chronic forms of bitchasitis.
One should be particularly wary of bitchasitis present in a dormant state, as dealing with a hitherto seemingly healthy specimen whose ailment suddenly breaks out of its dormant state can be a harrowing task.
Mark: -Debbie just hang up on me again after ranting nonstop for fifteen minutes about how I should have called earlier.

John: -Hmm, I'm afraid the signs point to a clear case of bitchasitis.

Mark: -If that's the case I'd better face it, at least I know what to do.

John: - Yup, looks like a bitchatectomy is your only salvation.
by Uncle Karb September 14, 2010
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bitchass nigga

a gump, punk in nature, part sissy, and soft as a creampuff. Couldnt bust a grape in a fruit fight.
Where are we going?

To pick up Vaughn and nem'.

Man, I hate rollin' wit' them bitchass niggas.

E'ry time we go out with them some shit go down, and them bitchass niggas always in the way, or got somethin to do wit it. I don't even wanna roll no mo'. Just drop me off up over here on B-Way. Fuck this shit. You keep hangin out with them niggas you gone be a bitchas nigga too Qwan.
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Bitchass Lettuce

An insulting alias given to someone who throws various items at the back of your head, then proceeds to play dumb after confrontation.

Items thrown include but are not limited to: lettuce, lettuce with ranch dressing, moldy lettuce, and/or wet lettuce
Guy 1: I hate that roman kid, he threw some ranch lettuce at me!
Guy 2: what a bitchass lettuce, i hope he gets his crackers crinked.
Guy 1: Truly. What a cunk.
by Snozingly7 December 8, 2022
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bitchass-ness

a word created by p.diddy himself. it is an epidemic running ramped in our communities; the word means envy, hate, and deceit.
"do you have a lil bit of bitchass-ness in you cause i seen the way u handled that with your girl"

NO BITCHASS-NESS!
by anonymous chick May 21, 2008
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bitchass

Popular name for the University of Maryland mascot Testudo. Originated from a rumor that rubbing a stature of the mascot would bring good luck. After this ritual brought many students misfortune, the name Bitchass was chosen in reference.
Make sure to avoid bitchass before your exam.
by Robert Sanner December 5, 2004
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A word that gansta's use and think they are tough. They just combine some other words and make it into a mega swear.
It's kinda funny.
Hey dude, can i have some money? I'll give you a blow job.
Fuck off you bitchassmotherfuckingcuntfagcocksuckingcumswallowingbastardasscraphead
by DeadSeriousGuy February 18, 2009
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Bitchlash

When someone responds with a bitchey comeback
"Did you just get into an accident?" Cuz you just got bitchlashed!!!
by Paytonic32 January 24, 2015
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